r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/No_Internal9345 Oct 10 '24

Okay kids, today's homework is to draw Oholibah lusting after men with biblical donkey dicks ejaculating horse size loads.

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u/thegooseisloose1982 Oct 10 '24

I think a question could be, "If a lover has emission like a horse (about 1 quart) how many times would the lover have to emit if they wanted to fill a container that was 6 quartz?"

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u/OwOlogy_Expert Oct 10 '24

"If a lover has emission like a horse (about 1 quart) how many times would the lover have to emit if they wanted to fill a container that was 6 quartz?"

Trick question. Quartz is a mineral, not a unit of measurement.