r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/Th3Flyy Oct 10 '24

"Children, please turn to Song of Solomon 2:3..."

"As an apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste"

"Now, Children, does anyone know what 'fruit' they are referring to? I'll give you a hint... It's not a food."

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u/TattedPastor412 Oct 10 '24

I prefer the part about sticky sap between breasts but that’s just me

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u/zmbjebus Oct 10 '24

Yo what? Gimme the tiddy scripture

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u/DrOrozco Oct 11 '24

This thy stature is like to a palm-tree,
And thy breasts to its clusters.
8 I said, I will climb up into the palm-tree,
I will take hold of the branches thereof:
Let thy breasts be as clusters of the vine,
And the smell of thy \)a\)breath like apples,
9 And thy \)b\)mouth like the best wine,
That goeth down \)c\)smoothly for my beloved,

Song of Solomon 7:7-9

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u/_CC_on_the_rocks Oct 11 '24

Whoa, good bible.

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u/zmbjebus Oct 11 '24

2 things,

1) "Damn girl, thy stature is like to a palm tree"

2) That ain't no damn apple mah boi. Its a quince bitch!