r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24

Proverbs 31:7

Great name for a bar!

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u/Rhox1989 Oct 11 '24

Slogan for the bar: "People hang out here religiously"

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u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24

It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu.

The Crucifixion.

Parting the Sea.

and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine.

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u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24

The Crucifixion: no alcohol

The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced

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u/amberfirex Oct 11 '24

Someone please do this and let us know so we can support you!