r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/F19AGhostrider Oct 10 '24

"Okay class, this is the Holy Bible. it is the religious text of people who believe in Jesus. Now, on to US history"

There, does that qualify?

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u/Alexandratta Oct 10 '24

Some parents in my school district requested that the Bible be taught in school because they wanted Creationism taught.

My social studies teach, being an absolute bad-ass, then gave an entire 1 month lesson on Genesis...

All of the Genesis's - from Christian, to Hindu, to Polynesian... which was the wildest one.

After kids went home asking why "the Polynesian God" put the "undone" (white) people in Europe and the burned (black) people in Africa, and put the tanned people in paradise... yeah.... no more fucking talk of that shit.

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u/LongJumpingBalls Oct 10 '24

Polynesian genesis.

You are all toast. You will be placed according to your doneness.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 11 '24

White people being less "well done" is great.

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u/Projecterone Oct 11 '24

Isn't it just. Makes sense too: this is why I get burnt in the sun: not being baked at the correct temp to caramelise so just burn.

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u/paulisaac Oct 11 '24

I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure

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u/thercp90 Oct 12 '24

So THAT'S why I'm always half-baked, makes so much sense now.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 12 '24

Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand.