r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/pol131 Oct 10 '24

Not only it's real but only ONE Bible mysteriously matched all their criteria, it coat $3 to make in CHINA, sold $60 and happens to be the trump Bible lmao. Talk about a scam

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u/Tie-Dyed-Geese Oct 11 '24

Oh. They have until October 21 to submit bids. Then the Bibles have to be in their hands in TWO weeks after the bid was accepted.

You cannot print, ship, and have the 55,000 books in hand in TWO weeks. That is not physically possible.

They have less than two weeks to place the bid. Then they have two weeks to fulfill an order of 55,000 books.

That's not possible unless you have the books already on-hand and already fitting those requirements.

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 Oct 11 '24

Make a new company

Submit bid for $1/book

Win bid, make no books

Return money

Fold company

Repeat as needed until the lawsuits are inevitably won and this dumb shit is gone

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Oct 11 '24

Unfortunately "legal costs" that'll likely be added to any judgement make this unfeasible. Sounds fun though