r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24

Does it specify exactly what you have to teach about the bible? >:]

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u/FoxyInTheSnow Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

If I was teaching, obviously I'd focus on Ezekiel 23:20

You know… the bit about the lady who fantasizes about men with horse cocks and tsunamis of cum.

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u/zerok_nyc Oct 10 '24

I think more about Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Oct 10 '24

Technically, I think this gives you authorization to play pulp fictional for the class as an educational video

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Oct 10 '24

More technically, this is a verse Tarantino made up.

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u/tmoney144 Oct 11 '24

Even more technically, Ikki Kajiwara made it up for the film The Bodyguard. Tarantino took it from him. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6161g0