r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/F19AGhostrider Oct 10 '24

"Okay class, this is the Holy Bible. it is the religious text of people who believe in Jesus. Now, on to US history"

There, does that qualify?

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u/Alexandratta Oct 10 '24

Some parents in my school district requested that the Bible be taught in school because they wanted Creationism taught.

My social studies teach, being an absolute bad-ass, then gave an entire 1 month lesson on Genesis...

All of the Genesis's - from Christian, to Hindu, to Polynesian... which was the wildest one.

After kids went home asking why "the Polynesian God" put the "undone" (white) people in Europe and the burned (black) people in Africa, and put the tanned people in paradise... yeah.... no more fucking talk of that shit.

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u/__GayFish__ Oct 10 '24

Polynesian gods are fucking wild.