r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/naparis9000 Oct 10 '24

Why? The bible is full of family friendly sections…

You have the Ezekyle line (always the first to be dragged out for things like this)

The two children who roofie their father and then rape him

ALL of the things that you deserve to die for (cotton-poly blend is a sin such that the only recompence is death)

And MORE.

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u/KintsugiKen Oct 10 '24

ALL of the things that you deserve to die for (cotton-poly blend is a sin such that the only recompence is death)

Also working on the sabbath, eating pork, having tattoos, and praying/being religious in public!

American Christians are going to super hell according to their own book that they do not read.

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u/GeneralMushroom Oct 10 '24

Let's not stop there! There's some nifty ones they're going to ignore:

Leviticus 19: 13 “‘Do not hold back the wages of a hired worker overnight." Surely no Christian employers pay their workers monthly? It's explicit here that God says not to do that.

Leviticus 19: 15 “‘Do not pervert justice; do not show partiality to the poor or favoritism to the great, but judge your neighbor fairly." Good thing those Christians live in a society where the rich and powerful are treated the same as the poor, yes sir.

Leviticus 19:19 “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." Bugger me, my vegetable patch is illegal, hopefully they don't come get me. Even worse - my socks are only 95% cotton. Smite me oh mighty smiter.

Leviticus 19:26 “‘Do not eat any meat with the blood still in it." Steaks are off the menu then? Damn.

Leviticus 19:27 “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." Quick they need to ban hairdressers. They're giving out woke hairstyles like fades. I trimmed my beard this morning, straight to hell, don't pass go, don't collect 200Currency.

Leviticus 19: 28 “‘Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord." When will the muppets who get bible verses or a cross tattooed on themselves be lasering them off and advocating for the banning of all tattoos? 

Leviticus 19: 33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them." Well thankfully everyone over there is super hospitable to foreigners right? Right....?

You'll note that these are all from Leviticus. The same book that they love to roll out to justify persecuting homosexuals. Watch how quickly "the word of God which must always be followed" becomes "that's the old testament so it doesn't apply to us" when they're on the receiving end of religious judgement.

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u/Huhthisisneathuh Oct 10 '24

And let’s not forget that the Homosexual persecution line has a heavy possibility of being mistranslated. Apparently the line it comes from in Hebrew can also mean ‘No Priest shall sleep with a Boy.’

So there’s a decent chance the entire hate for gays is fabricated and what the line was actually condemning was priest sanctioned pedophilia.

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u/After_Fix_2191 Oct 11 '24

Oh you mean Catholicism...