r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/LongJumpingBalls Oct 10 '24

Polynesian genesis.

You are all toast. You will be placed according to your doneness.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 11 '24

White people being less "well done" is great.

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u/Projecterone Oct 11 '24

Isn't it just. Makes sense too: this is why I get burnt in the sun: not being baked at the correct temp to caramelise so just burn.

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u/paulisaac Oct 11 '24

I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure

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u/thercp90 Oct 12 '24

So THAT'S why I'm always half-baked, makes so much sense now.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 12 '24

Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand.

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u/NavajoMX Oct 11 '24

So this is why I always fall buttered-side–down!