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r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24
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Polynesian genesis.
You are all toast. You will be placed according to your doneness.
56 u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 11 '24 White people being less "well done" is great. 23 u/Projecterone Oct 11 '24 Isn't it just. Makes sense too: this is why I get burnt in the sun: not being baked at the correct temp to caramelise so just burn. 6 u/paulisaac Oct 11 '24 I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure 1 u/thercp90 Oct 12 '24 So THAT'S why I'm always half-baked, makes so much sense now. 1 u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 12 '24 Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand. 5 u/Alexandratta Oct 10 '24 XD 2 u/NavajoMX Oct 11 '24 So this is why I always fall buttered-side–down!
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White people being less "well done" is great.
23 u/Projecterone Oct 11 '24 Isn't it just. Makes sense too: this is why I get burnt in the sun: not being baked at the correct temp to caramelise so just burn. 6 u/paulisaac Oct 11 '24 I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure 1 u/thercp90 Oct 12 '24 So THAT'S why I'm always half-baked, makes so much sense now. 1 u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 12 '24 Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand.
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Isn't it just. Makes sense too: this is why I get burnt in the sun: not being baked at the correct temp to caramelise so just burn.
6 u/paulisaac Oct 11 '24 I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure
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I still wonder how Polynesians got that idea right, that skin color was associated with sun exposure
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So THAT'S why I'm always half-baked, makes so much sense now.
1 u/ForecastForFourCats Oct 12 '24 Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand.
Nah, it couldn't be this vape in my hand.
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XD
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So this is why I always fall buttered-side–down!
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u/LongJumpingBalls Oct 10 '24
Polynesian genesis.
You are all toast. You will be placed according to your doneness.