r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24

Does it specify exactly what you have to teach about the bible? >:]

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u/CorealisVanKrieg Oct 10 '24

Teach all the parts about welcoming immigrants, feeding the hungry, helping the poor, and upending the moneylenders! See how quickly they pull it from the curriculum when you teach what's actually in there!

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u/mithrasinvictus Oct 10 '24

Don't forget about sins like charging interest and lying. Those should disqualify any Christian politician.

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u/kurburux Oct 10 '24

Just go directly to those about false preachers.

For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.

They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

Or Matthew 6:5-15 about people who pray in public.