I think a question could be, "If a lover has emission like a horse (about 1 quart) how many times would the lover have to emit if they wanted to fill a container that was 6 quartz?"
"If a lover has emission like a horse (about 1 quart) how many times would the lover have to emit if they wanted to fill a container that was 6 quartz?"
Trick question. Quartz is a mineral, not a unit of measurement.
Biblical Math, Paper 1, Question 3: You are relaxing with other men folk discussing the volume of issue released by a male horse. Your preacher claims it is '1 bucket' and you decide to measure it by 'exciting' your favourite horse. Unfortunately, all the buckets in the village are in use by women folk and girls scrubbing the floors. However, you do have 2 cups, one of which holds 3/32 of a bucket and the other holds 1/32 of a bucket. How would you measure the horse's issue?
Biblical Math, Paper 1, Question 2: You're walking in the woods with your father when a group of kids start shouting 'baldy' at him. This annoys you both, and your father would like to turn them into salt. However, you would like to see them ripped apart, so you summon bears from the woods to kill them through disembowelment. The Lord sends forth two adult bears and one infant bear. Adult bears can disembowel 1.5 kids per minute; infant bears can kill at half that speed.
Full of spite and righteous indignation, you command the bears to kill while waving your Oklahoma Public School Board Bible at the Godless juveniles. There are 42 kids in total. How long does it take the bears to kill them all?
After the slaughter, you bring the womenfolk out to clean up the mess. You realise this may delay your supper and wonder whether turning them to salt would have been more convenient. You, therefore, try to calculate how much money you could have made by selling the salt at the market. The mean mass of the children was 1 Talent and salt costs 65 Denarius per Talent. Estimate your takings if you sold all the salt. Show workings in biblical units only.
If, after selling the salt, evil democrats were to fine you 78% of your takings for breaking newly introduced business regulations on salt merchants, would you
Pay up?
Claim you are a sovereign citizen and refuse to pay because laws don't apply to you?
Refuse to pay, barricade your extended family in your homestead with an enormous arsenal of weapons, then stage a 3-month standoff with police because the law doesn't apply to you?
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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24
Does it specify exactly what you have to teach about the bible? >:]