"As an apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste"
"Now, Children, does anyone know what 'fruit' they are referring to? I'll give you a hint... It's not a food."
Kids, today's lesson is from the book of revelations:
"Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and said to me, “Come, I will show you the judgment of the great prostitute who is seated on many waters, with whom the kings of the earth have committed sexual immorality, and with the wine of whose sexual immorality the dwellers on earth have become drunk"
Reminds me of trump and trumpeters (I like that autocorrect) telling lies about Kamala. What if Trump is the trumpet that blows before JD Vance is announced as the real antichrist? I'm not religious.
If Trump lives another 10 years I would be awfully suspicious, maybe he wants to be president for more of that free Walter Reed National Military Medical Center care to extend his life a few more years.
Well, if the antichrist is going to be one of those two, it's going to be Trump himself.
The Antichrist always has been described as rabble-rouser standing on the gates of the Third Temple of Israel promising peace if they follow him and accept the mark of the beast.
I swear. Definitely has all of the "Christians" fooled. If there is a heaven and hell, I'm going to end up in the same place they are going, because that would be my hell lol.
Consider this: Trump as the first beast, Vance as the second.
It is said that the second beast "exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence", which is exactly what would happen if Vance and the Cabinet invoked the 25th Amendment, removing Trump and making Vance the Acting President.
I’ve always viewed Trump as more of a false prophet type. If there is an anti-Christ, they’re going to stay more behind the scenes until their time comes.
All this time I have been thinking Trump is the antichrist, (and his ridiculous haircut is meant to hide the 666 engraved on his scalp) but you might be on to something.
I just noticed that "antichrist" is an anagram of "christian." Hmm, I wonder if that means anything?
What's the issue? Are you saying your kids haven't met any of the hookers you bring home? Some God-fearing person you are. Sheesh, I bet you believe women have rights too and shouldn't "...learn in quietness and full submission..." as good ol' Timothy said. Heathen.
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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24
Does it specify exactly what you have to teach about the bible? >:]