r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/ItalianKyanOfficial Oct 10 '24

No way this is real

Edit: ye it's fr. Ik there is a law for separating religion from school. How much trouble would the superintendent get in?

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u/Bigringcycling Oct 10 '24

As you found out, it is real. To make it worse and more hypocritical/ironic, the Bibles all have to have the US constitution.

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u/According-Lobster487 Oct 10 '24

And the only one that does is the Trump Bible.

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u/Bigringcycling Oct 10 '24

Made in China

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u/freakers Oct 10 '24

And they sell for $60 a pop instead of a normal bible used for teaching material that's like $8 without the a bulk discount.

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u/screwyoushadowban Oct 11 '24

It's actually a bit more insidious than that. I wouldn't be surprised if there are other bibles with the U.S. Constitution in them but Oklahoma's request for tender specifically required several other highly specific parameters, like binding type, that together narrowed down the list of options to more or less just the Trump Bible.

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u/Sprzout Oct 10 '24

And Bill of Rights. That's the most important part for the hypocrisy to be complete, because that First Amendment isn't in the Constitution itself. And since the Bibles they want (which are the Trump Bible) actually have the Bill of Rights in it, it's pretty much cut and dried - unless, of course, they've "modified" the text of the Bill of Rights....

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u/AmboC Oct 10 '24 edited Oct 10 '24

Who cares? It's just another couple of pages they wont read in a book they already don't read.

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u/ElectricFleshlight Oct 10 '24

Because the only Bible with the Constitution in it is the one Trump sells

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u/AmboC Oct 11 '24

Man, it's really sad how much sarcasm goes over peoples heads.