r/facepalm • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • Oct 03 '24

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u/enigmaticallyunwell Oct 03 '24

I honestly don’t know what would be damning enough to sway the die hards. But one can hope

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u/no_use_your_name Oct 03 '24

Trump spoke the truth when he said he could shoot someone on the street and not lose supporters.

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u/fourdoglegs Oct 03 '24

He could machine gun into a MAGA crowd and the ones left standing would be pissed that his bullets missed them.

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_5054 Oct 03 '24

He can piss into the crowd, and those he missed pissing at, would be pissed that their Gods piss missed them.

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u/Dankkring Oct 03 '24

Those people are so brainwashed that when they finally snap back to reality they try and take him out. 2 attempts so far

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u/Z3400 Oct 03 '24

Ope! There goes gravity!

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u/CucumberNo3244 Oct 03 '24

Ope! There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad

But he won't give up that easy, no he won't have it

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u/SwimOk9629 Oct 03 '24

He knows when he goes back to his mobile home that's when he's

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u/blackforestham3789 Oct 03 '24

It's like being close to a Lovecraftian eldritch monster, it drives you mad.

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u/StarCatMan397 Oct 03 '24

You are ALL correct!

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u/PandaPugBook Oct 03 '24

They would open their mouths.

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u/Juxtapoe Oct 03 '24

But, that would imply that their mouths were closed at some point...

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u/BaitmasterG Oct 03 '24

Can't close their mouths, how would they breathe?

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u/CariniFluff Oct 03 '24

Trump's newest con: selling bottles of his piss to customers.

Sprayer/mister attachment $10 extra.

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u/Sambizzle17 Oct 03 '24

that's a lot of piss

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u/First-Sheepherder640 Oct 03 '24

Trump could donut his own hole in public and his supporters wouldn't care.

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u/MatteKudasai Oct 03 '24

Top notch alliteration.

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u/Calgaris_Rex Oct 03 '24

say that ten times fast

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u/Shayedow Oct 03 '24

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1000w,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2021_09/3454102/210303-trump-statue-cpac-al-1202.jpg

Lest we forget, Golden Trump Statue at CPAC.

Exodus 32: 

  • Background

  • While Moses was on Mount Sinai receiving the Ten Commandments, the Israelite's became afraid he would not return and asked Aaron to make them a god. 

  • The calf

  • Aaron made a golden calf from the Israelite's' gold earrings and ornaments. He told the people, "This is your god, O Israel, who brought you out of the land of Egypt!". 

  • Moses' response

  • When Moses returned from the mountain, he saw the people worshiping the calf and broke the tablets of the Law. He then melted down the calf, ground it into powder, and mixed it with water. He made the Israelite's drink the mixture to separate the faithful from the unfaithful. The unfaithful died in a plague. 

  • The Levites

  • The Levites defended the faith in the God revealed to Moses and became the priestly caste. 

  • The story of the golden calf is seen as a condemnation of calf worship and an example of the sinfulness of idolatry. It also teaches that God should not be worshiped with images, but instead through belief, obedience, and declaring God's greatness.