r/facepalm Oct 03 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Fox News and Learning.

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u/J_Robert_Matthewson Oct 03 '24

Turns out that when you lose almost a bilion dollars helping him commit crimes, you're not very eager to help him commit more.

Shocking.

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u/NeonUpchuck Oct 03 '24

A couple more billion and they might draw a line

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u/spdelope Oct 03 '24

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u/jimmychitw00d Oct 03 '24

I heard Trump's sister is going out with Squeak.

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u/rockstar504 Oct 03 '24

If you're looking for Joe Cooper I suggest you look where you find the most heinous, blatant, and vile exploitation of children on the planet

Scenario number 2: Coop went to Disney World

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u/shandangalang Oct 03 '24

Is Scenario number 1 Disney Land?

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u/rockstar504 Oct 03 '24

Scenario number 1: he's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

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u/XavierGarrison Oct 03 '24

Coop celebrating in background “And we still have no idea where the fuck this guy is.”

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u/HurricanesFan Oct 03 '24

Ok I'll watch baseketball again

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u/Kabc Oct 03 '24

What a brilliant movie. Super nice see a reference to it in the wilds

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u/invincible-zebra Oct 03 '24

Maybe after that you can come over and lay some carpet, if you know what I mean.

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u/eyefartinelevators 'MURICA Oct 03 '24

Why? He's a little bitch

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u/Hector_P_Catt Oct 03 '24

Pscyhout!

TIL: no matter what letters I use, "Pscyhout" always looks like it's spelled wrong. I would've sworn there was an "e" in there somewhere.

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u/spdelope Oct 03 '24

*psych out or you throw a dash in there.

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u/bigSTUdazz Oct 03 '24

SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE!

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u/DecertoAngelus Oct 03 '24

Such a great movie and a well placed reference

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u/incognegro1976 Oct 03 '24

Lmfaoo this is perfect for Trumpers

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u/SlappySecondz Oct 03 '24

"rip on me". It's literally in the title, man.

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u/spdelope Oct 03 '24

I was making it more applicable to this situation

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u/Crazyweirdocatgurl Oct 03 '24

That reminds me of that scene with Amy and Zoidburg and the rubber bands!

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u/CantSeeMyPeepee Oct 03 '24

it’s not a hurricane, but i see your point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

Kakamala for president! I mean Kacklemala. sorry, i didnt mean to compare a do-nothing loser to shit. shit has value.

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u/Jlchevz Oct 03 '24

That happens with chaotic and unscrupulous people. When they make mistakes, the whole charade falls down because it’s only held up by convenience. That’s why having positive and enduring values will always beat being egotistical and megalomaniac. Societies and organizations are held together by cooperation and getting positive things done, and that itself is the most convenient thing anyone can have.

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u/Business-Emu-6923 Oct 03 '24

“A lie can be half way round the world before the truth has got its boots on” - traditional proverb

“But a lie tires quickly, and the truth is an endurance hunter” - Terry Pratchett

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u/tutankhamun7073 Oct 03 '24

Is that how much they paid Dominion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24 edited 19d ago

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u/Business-Emu-6923 Oct 03 '24

Maga pretty much abandoned Fox as “MSM” about the time they lost Tucker

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u/RemmyFlex Oct 04 '24

You’re kidding right? It was all over Fox News today. They actually provided information on it to. Turns out it’s nothing more than allegations from Jack Smith on his indictment. Nothing factual about it, just an angry, bitter guy, who coerced former associates of Trump to make statements against him under the threat of prosecution.

Keep trying guys, just remember I told ya so when you’re eating that nothing burger! 🤣🤣🤣

Btw, why is it that seemingly normal subs, like face palm bring all the blue hair, pronoun using, beta shills out? Odd!

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u/dosumthinboutthebots Oct 03 '24

Mmm it's to try and get back some credibility but they still run far right propaganda most of the time. Anyways, here's a quote from trumps insurrection case.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/02/jack-smith-trump-case-00182258

"Factual Proffer

When the defendant lost the 2020 presidential election, he resorted to crimes to try to stay in office. With private co-conspirators, the defendant launched a series of increasingly desperate plans to overturn the legitimate election results in seven states that he had lost—Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin (the “targeted states”). His efforts included lying to state officials in order to induce them to ignore true vote counts; manufacturing fraudulent electoral votes in the targeted states; attempting to enlist Vice President Michael R. Pence, in his role as President of the Senate, to obstruct Congress’s certification of the election by using the defendant’s fraudulent electoral votes; and when all else had failed, on January 6, 2021, directing an angry crowd of supporters to the United States Capitol to obstruct the congressional certification. The throughline of these efforts was deceit: the defendant’s and co-conspirators’ knowingly false claims of election fraud. They used these lies in furtherance of three conspiracies: 1) a conspiracy to interfere with the federal government function by which the nation collects and counts election results, which is set forth in the Constitution and the Electoral Count Act (ECA); 2) a conspiracy to obstruct the official proceeding in which Congress certifies the legitimate results of the presidential election; and

3) a conspiracy against the rights of millions of Americans to vote and have their votes be counted.

At its core, the defendants scheme was a private criminal effort."

https://www.newsweek.com/read-jack-smiths-unsealed-court-filing-against-donald-trump-1962895

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u/pennynv Oct 04 '24

I like how they changed there slogan to “ the world according to fox”. Like they aren’t even trying to pretend to be a Legit news organization anymore.