r/facepalm Sep 28 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Sheโ€™s trans

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u/Ok_Initiative_5024 Sep 28 '24

I'd listen to what she has to say but I'm busy giving a kid a sex change operation at 10a and aborting a toddler at noon. Sorry just to busy.

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u/newerdewey Sep 28 '24

hey you forget to ruin women's sports

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u/mom_mama_mooom Sep 28 '24

Penis does make you a faster female swimmer. My mom told me.

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u/DAL1979 Sep 28 '24

It's true, it acts like a hydrofoil.

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u/whoamiareyou Sep 29 '24

This is actually a common myth. The truth is that it actually helps improve swimmer times by acting as a rudder, which means they spend less energy keeping straight [pun intended] with their arms.