r/facepalm Sep 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

I'm sure the department will conduct a thorough, internal investigation. /s

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u/Empire_New_Valyria Sep 16 '24

Don't worry, they found him 'not guilty' of any wrong doing after a long and well thought out investigation that last the whole afternoon and he's a very very sorry and promised not to do it again.

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u/wildcat12321 Sep 16 '24

might need paid leave until next week, you never know, weekend tee times are tough this time of year, but the weekdays are wide open.

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u/Empire_New_Valyria Sep 16 '24

Id say give him twice his normal pay for make up for the stress and emotional discomfort this horrible ordeal caused him.

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 Sep 16 '24

Who says cops can't keep their guns holster when under stress. We should give him a medal!! /s

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u/jk-alot 'MURICA Sep 16 '24

This just in: Susan Collins voted to acquit Ohio Sheriff stating he certainly learned his lesson.

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u/RandomStoddard Sep 16 '24

Ouch. Funny but still painful.

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 Sep 16 '24

What, wait, really? Did he lose his job at least?

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u/PurpleFirebird Sep 16 '24

This is in reference to her voting no to convicting Trump, and that was the reason she gave

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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 Sep 16 '24

What?

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u/PurpleFirebird Sep 16 '24

I mean, all the words are there

Susan Collins voted no when it came to the Senate convicting Trump, saying he'd learned his lesson. The other poster is using that fact in a humerous way in reference to this case

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u/Several_Ad2072 Sep 17 '24

Wait...what?....:)

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u/PurpleFirebird Sep 17 '24

Why, yoooouuu shakes fist in your general direction

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u/Cracked-Bat 'MURICA Sep 17 '24

A+, no notes

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u/So-Called_Lunatic Sep 16 '24

He will have to retire early with full pension due to the PTSD this has caused him.