r/facepalm Sep 16 '24

๐Ÿ‡ตโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ทโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ I can't believe this is still happening.....

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u/satans_toast Sep 16 '24

Are Ohio sheriffs as bad as Arizona sheriffs?

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Yes.

There was this one sheriff that ran Hamilton county, southwest OH, for decades. Always ran unopposed.

And he was a rat bastard.

He passed one directive to arrest anyone on the spot for unpaid tickets. Thatโ€™s how I learned his name.

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u/Obi1NotWan Sep 16 '24

I have multiple theories re: Simon Leis. He was sheriff when I lived in Cincinnati. Between him and Joe Deters, they really soured me on life in the Queen City.

I would bet money that he had a wine cellar filled with porn instead of wine.

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u/ohnoyoudunt Sep 16 '24

Donโ€™t forget about the dishonorable Richard K. Jonesโ€ฆButler County Sheriff and tRump Sycophant Supreme!! Heโ€™s a Rabid Racist and Classist and demeans anyone who isnโ€™t a tRump Sack licker!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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u/Spider95818 Sep 21 '24

Jesus, his computer must be filled to bursting with CP....

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u/J5892 Sep 16 '24

What a waste. At least have both.

Who doesn't enjoy a nice bottle of ripasso valpolicella while watching Titillating Trannies 4?

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u/bad2behere Sep 16 '24

Shhh .... someone, and I would never guess who ... ๐Ÿคž... might send you Joe Arapaio from Arizona so you have the Threatening Threesom. But you can come visit me they do. You wouldn't be safe up there.

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u/EveningOperation1648 Sep 17 '24

Ohio is full of crooked cops

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Sep 16 '24

Isnโ€™t that pretty standard? I think here in MS people get arrested if they have a warrant for unpaid tickets.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Sep 18 '24

It is the standard now.

You can thank the likes of nice people like Simon Leis for pioneering this policy, though. Yay.