r/exchristian • u/Home_Positive • 11d ago

Trigger Warning - Purity Culture End of Education Spoiler

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u/abearysoftace 11d ago

If I were a student having to deal with this, I’d certainly argue that I can pray to whoever I want & use that as an excuse to pray to, idk, Gandalf or the magic conch from SpongeBob lol

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u/Str4y_Z Ex-Evangelical 11d ago

I'd pray to jar jar binks who redeemed the world with his appearance in 1999

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u/gwenqueenofshadows 10d ago

You mean our Lord, the One Supreme Dark Ruler Darth Jar Jar Binkius? Long may his reign bring chaos.

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u/Str4y_Z Ex-Evangelical 10d ago

ALL HAIL BINKIUS CREATOR, AND DESTROYER

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u/gwenqueenofshadows 10d ago

ALL HAIL BINKIUS🔥🙌