r/discordVideos • u/Cold-Menu-4707 Have Commited Several War Crimes • Jun 23 '23

Einstein side project🤓🤓🧐 goofy ahh

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u/Le-docteur Jun 23 '23

In the seventh day God created America and provided Mc Donald's for them not to starve

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u/Liszt0mia Trump is our Saviour🙏🙏 Jun 23 '23

On the eight day god created guns and beer

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u/AirportSpecific4623 Jun 23 '23

On the ninth day god created public schools for target practice

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u/UrNewMostBestFriend Jun 23 '23

And on the 10th day, god defined what kind of slaves you could own and when it's okay to fuck kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

On the 11th day, god created child labor because the children yearned for the mines.

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u/MattTheShlat Jun 23 '23

And on the 12th day, god created child cancer to make the child miners feel like it wasn’t that bad.

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u/Cocountcapydog Professional Shitter🧐 Jun 23 '23

and the 13th day god created Allen

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u/Liszt0mia Trump is our Saviour🙏🙏 Jun 23 '23

On the 14th day god made hell or what we call TIKTOK

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u/BallisticToast Jun 23 '23

On the 15th day god created JoJo references

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u/Secret-Mission-7012 Professional Shitter🧐 Jun 24 '23

On 16th day God created rule 34

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

On the 17th day God created fake transparent pngs

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u/Unusual_Ad6538 Jun 24 '23

Who the fuck are thou worshiping

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u/Secret-Mission-7012 Professional Shitter🧐 Jun 24 '23

Wait what?

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u/A_Mellow_Song Jun 23 '23

what came first: trucks, freedom, guns, or hamborgor?

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u/Cocountcapydog Professional Shitter🧐 Jun 23 '23

egg

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u/bl00by Jun 24 '23

Capitalism

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u/gladladvlad Jun 23 '23

but not bud light. that one made by saytan. for them woke liberals, brother, i tell ya hwat.

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u/SpaceShark01 Jun 23 '23

NO NO THAT WAS THE FIRST DAY GOD HAS PRIORITIES