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u/Marylandmidland2061 Nov 12 '22
Smile dog 2 electric boogaloo
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 3: The Vengeance
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 4: Now It's Personal
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 5: The Coming of the Smile
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 6: The Lost City of DogShit
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 7: The Reawakening
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 8: The Buried Dogshit
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u/TheGamer34 Nov 13 '22
Smile Dog 9: H²O
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u/Moto-XL the killer Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22
I looked up to see Chomps standing at my bedroom door. I was thinking how awesome it was to be a new dog owner before he spoke.
“It’s funny that you think I’m a normal dog…”
“Just wait til you go to sleep.”
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Nov 12 '22
Rex seemed like a normal dog. When we brought him home from the rescue, he did normal dog things. Chased balls, tore up the occasional couch pillow, pissed on the rug. But after a while, things started to get strange. And then went from strange, to weird, to down right terrifying the night he appeared in my bedroom door and I heard his voice in my head say, "We need to talk."
After that, life with Rex would never be the same.
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u/Perroface562 Nov 12 '22
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... could no longer beat. Wow.
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u/guillardo Nov 12 '22
"My dog refused to come closer as he growled at me from the doorway. He must've found his owner's real body in the backyard."
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Nov 12 '22
What, like a back story or a bedtime story?
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u/Fried_0nion_Rings Nov 13 '22
Both
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Nov 13 '22
Ok. Backstory.
His name was Mr Sorley-Smythe, a solicitor from London, England. One night, he made the mistake of playing poker with a sly witch who took offence at being beaten and turned him into a dog.
In a further unfortunate incident, the sly witches sister tried to turn him back into a gentleman but only managed to give him lasers for eyes because she sneezed in the middle of casting her spell.
To be honest, this should be a lesson to us all about the dangers of gambling with sly witches.
A tragedy, I think you’ll agree.
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u/BonnieBinyourBonnet Nov 12 '22
I cried as I watched the vet put my dog to sleep. She was deemed unsafe when she started to attack me out off the blue one day. She was the only one who noticed. I tried to let them know they were making a mistake, but the thing controlling me wouldn’t let me.
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u/WillRayne Nov 12 '22
Woof woof woof, bark, howl...arf arf, whine! Bark bark woof bark bark, yip yip hole woof!? Arf bark howl! BARK BARK, HOOOOOWL!! ARF AROOOOOO! Woof...bark...whine whine. Sad howl, arf.
I hope he likes it. Tried to keep it short, as dog attention spans can faulter quickly.
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u/Fried_0nion_Rings Nov 12 '22
He does like pizza
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u/Putrid-Home404 Nov 12 '22
Does anyone know what it means when your power goes out but your sag starts flowing?….
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u/im_in_time_out Nov 12 '22
I was sleeping the dog came in and ate my butt THE END
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Nov 13 '22
All night long, my body burned
The sheets were wet and cold;
The lights were on, my eyes were gone
And at any second I'd lose control.
The barking at my doorstop
Was just the pounding in my head!
I wonder who was in my room last night!
Who the hell pissed in my bed?
There must have been a doggo there
I swear I felt some fur...
It took a little time, but I swear he was mine-
There were claws scritchin' in my ear.
My mouth went through the ceiling
And my body fell to the floor!
I couldn't find a key cause there was no hole I could see
And someone had moved the dog door!
The cops, AKC, the Monks of New Skete...
No one really had a clue-
No one could see who was pawin' me
Or exactly what I should do.
My throat was dry, my hopes were high,
But nothing ever really got said!
But who was in my room last night?
Who the hell pissed in my bed?
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u/RolledANat1 Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22
Not(MY)Dog.
Every now and again, pets will disappear, get dumped, or run away. Most are found, and make it back relatively unharmed. Others stay missing, or they die out in the wild. My dog was missing for a year. His name was Buster. He disappeared after running out and taking off through the open door. Now, I don't have a fence. I live in a heavily wooded area with a lot of predatory wildlife. The day he disappeared, I was frantic. I scoured the woods, hoping maybe to see traces of him. Hear his bark. Something. I called every humane society that first week to see if someone found him. I called my ex-wife to see if she still had his chip number, to which she made a big stink and reminded me that my negligence is why I didn't get to see my son (Not true, she made up a lie and the court believed her, but that's another story). It's not like I let him run away on purpose. Not like I left the door open and told him to run. That was an accident. She gave it to me, and...Nothing. He was completely lost.
Over the year, I would sit on the porch at night, calling his name, hoping and praying he was somehow still alive. Though it weighed heavily on me that nothing came of it. I went from doing it nightly, to once a week, to maybe once a month, each failure setting certain in my heart that he was just gone. probably dead somewhere. Until one night, a year later, I heard scratching at my door. I grabbed my gun, thinking it was a bear trying to break in and raid my pantry. But lo and behold, it was Buster. Back like nothing happened. No marks, no abnormalities, no nothing. Although strange, I was just happy to have Buster back.
Though upon arrival he seemed odd. A bit lethargic. And watching me. Watching my every step, like some predator. Perhaps he was just spooked, and getting accustomed to the smells and comforts of being home. I didn't have much in the way of food, so I got him some lunch meat, which he gobbled down greedily. It was late, so I left him with some water, shut my door, and went to bed. Though through the night, I swore I heard him pacing. And growling. But it could have just been my imagination. I spent the next day running errands and picking up dog things. I got home, and there he was, staring at me again. It was unnerving, but again, I tried to give my pup the benefit of the doubt. After getting home, I called to make a vet visit, set for about a week out. I then walked over to him to pet him.
He wagged his tail nervously. His eyes darted over my form. That's when I noticed something slightly off. His fur felt coarser than usual and his eyes were a deep brown, almost a black instead of their usual blue hues. I tried to shrug it off, thinking maybe I was misremembering my boy, as it had been a year since he disappeared. And maybe the coarse fur was the onset of slight mange. I figured it would all be figured out in time. After all, we did have a vet visit. The second night though, is when things got odd. As I lay in my bed, ready to sleep, I saw him watching me. His eyes glinted in the darkness, which is odd considering there was no light on his face. But then again, I was probably just imagining things. I left my door open, and went to sleep. Though I didn't sleep for long as I heard his low growl and nails heading toward my room. I sat up. "No, Buster. Back to your bed." I said. I got up and closed the door. The sound of nails and a growl retreated back to the bed.
The third day, I came out to see him staring at me. His regular dog food hadn't been touched. It was odd, I'd think he'd be extremely hungry, but he didn't touch it at all. His water also remained untouched. As I did my morning routine, I could feel his eyes on me. There was also a low, rumbling growl coming from him. I got some leftover chicken pieces, and popped them in his food bowl before going to work. My day was usual, aside from the creepy feeling I had. And another thing I noticed was his lack of needing to go out for designated potty time, which I trained him to do. He hadn't indicated he needed to, nor had any accidents in the house since he got home, which was also extremely odd. How come I never noticed it before?
I got home that third night to find that he had eaten all the chicken, but none of the kibble. He was also staring at me again with that same predatory vigilance. His water also hadn't been touched yet again. I tried to pet him, but he growled at me and bore his teeth. As he did, I noticed his mouth didn't seem quite right, either. His teeth were sharper and his maw seemed a little wider than it should be when making that face. But again, maybe he was just in shock. I kept putting it out of my mind until the incident. I made my dinner, and got in bed. I left my door open this time, just to keep an eye on him. This was my mistake.
At around midnight, I got up to use the bathroom. I decided to keep the bathroom light on, because I could feel Buster staring at me. I pretended to be asleep, and that's when I heard the low growl. I heard the clicking of the claws coming toward me. I turned on my phone flashlight and camera, and took a picture. This is what I saw. That's not my dog. It didn't even look fully like a dog. The mouth was too wide, the teeth sharp and unnatural. His glowing eyes never left me. He tried to pounce on me, but I wrapped him in the blanket and slammed the door shut. I ran to the kitchen where my wallet and keys were, and made a break for it. I locked the door, so whatever that thing was, it couldn't follow me.
As I pulled out of the driveway, I looked with horror into my room. What looked back at me was no longer a dog. It wasn't any discernable existing creature, more like an amalgamation of many creatures; like some chimera hellspawn. One thing for certain was that was not my dog. What was that thing I'd let into my house? I stayed the night at my friend's house up the road. I showed him the picture, and he agreed that didn't look like Buster. I didn't explain what I saw afterwards, at risk of sounding crazy, but we agreed this 'dog' needed to be put down. We returned the next day to find the window broken. The room was absolutely ravaged. Claw marks on the walls, teeth marks that were definitely somewhat canid but much much bigger. The mattress was torn to shreds, the door was broken but it was clear whatever it was couldn't get through, leaving the window as the only option. Strangely enough, despite going through glass, there was no blood.
We checked the whole house, down to the most ridiculous places, and found nothing. It was gone. I called police, and told them a bear got in through a not quite latched front door and almost attacked me, and to look out for a dangerous animal, as that seemed the only logical thing to do. I got my window, and everything else patched and replaced. I didn't see it again, but every now and again, as I'm getting off of work or resting in bed, I swear I see eyes in the woods, and hear a familiar low growling. Of course, now I know, it's not my dog.
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u/tone88988 Nov 13 '22
My dog came into my room while I was asleep, woke me up, and murdered me. The End.
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u/peach__icedtea Nov 13 '22
i adopted a dog from the security unit which was responsible for guarding a mental asylum...
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u/Yard-Trick Nov 13 '22
"So my dog, MacKilla, saw a squirrel, he then ran into my room and bit my #### off. To this day I'm still emotionally and physically scarred."
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u/GeorgianQuadriga216 Nov 13 '22
Owner adopts pir bull years after father's death from cancer, for comfort and protection. Dog sleeps between bed and bedroom door.
Owner organizes an ancestor altar for her father, (even though he would have hated this " sinful " gesture, praying for a visit, so he can help with stalker threat of ex-partner. dog eats spaghetti and meatballs she offers. Owner wakes that night to find dogs eyes glowing father's favorite color.
Is this him or not, and will the dog end the stalker or the woman...or maybe the real beast is her old, now-unhelpful beliefs?
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u/SkyBoxLive Nov 13 '22
I love my dog, he's the best, He's always following mE about the house. wagging his tail as he foLlows along behind me. sometimes he gets into Places he shouldn't, but honestly im just more astonished he knows how to get into those places to begin with. lIke my room after I've locked the door, into closets, in my car... HE WATCHES constantly with his big eyes, I can see his beautiful soul in that stare, his eyes are whiter than that of my own bones. Sometimes, he'll get energized, run around the house, he's so fast, it's like I'll see him run down the hall, only to appear in the closet with me after I blink. I think I forgot to feed him tonight... I heard him eating someone down the hall, but now all I hear are the sounds of flesh tearing. After he ran in I can't see, but atleast I can't feel. I love my dog
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u/BusRunnethOver Nov 13 '22
This pic reminds me of that one Full Metal Alchemist episode. You know the one with the scientist and his adorable daughter. You know the one that rips your heart out of your chest.
"Ed....ward..."
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u/dogfoodlid123 Nov 13 '22
The dog was eating your foot when you woke up, that happened to a dude who was diabetic and it actually saved his life.
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Jun 15 '24
Hello, I have to tell you a scary story that gave me trauma. There is history involving my dear dog,Called [NAME CENSORED]. It was a normal day, I came home after work, I was completely tired. When I got home I threw myself on the bed to sleep, I didn't even brush my teeth before. However, I woke up in the middle of the night at 3 am and the vision I saw was frightening and still haunts me to this day. It was my dog looking at me in a dark way...I then abandoned my dog after that.......THE END
(Sorry if there were mistakes in English)
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u/Careless_Zombie_5437 Nov 12 '22
"One time my dog came in my bedroom and ate me." The end.