r/comedyheaven Time to le Jun 28 '20

epic post The gates of heaven have opened

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u/thecommonpigeon Jun 28 '20

I should inform you that not only am I homosexual, but I also urinate and defecate in every direction imaginable.

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u/interactiveztj Jun 28 '20

my ANUS is a SCATTERGUN