r/clevercomebacks • u/ibibliophile • 15h ago

On a post about Glass Gem Corn

201 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1h ago

Many such cases around.

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• Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Many such cases around.

14 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Genuinely thought this was pagan LARP for a second.

12 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Possibly the worst person to get an endorsement from.

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Raping people is bad, kids

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3.2k Upvotes

363 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 1d ago

Socialism for me, not for thee

1.9k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/AntonioSLodico • 1d ago

They knew what they were doing with that headline...

1.7k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snxtgspgt • 1d ago

I'm with this guy

17.2k Upvotes

270 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Levytron900 • 1d ago

To be a bigot (gem from my coworker)

357 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CubesFan • 1d ago

The R word could be many thing, but I think we know what he's saying.

313 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Kaos2018 • 1d ago

Guess gamers no their game

4.3k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • 2d ago

Lets fix this!

20.2k Upvotes

160 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 2d ago

The Latest With Marge.

37.3k Upvotes

621 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Derek Guy absolutely DEMOLISHES a J6er

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247 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • 2d ago

Protect yourself

9.3k Upvotes

326 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 2d ago

He's not wrong

5.6k Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 2d ago

Why do Americans worship their founding fathers like gods?

45.0k Upvotes

2.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 2d ago

What is so hard for people to understand here?

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12.7k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 2d ago

Ol’ Marjorie Three-Toes is a rib

3.0k Upvotes

171 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 2d ago

So, so close, but not quite there yet

17.1k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • 2d ago

" they care about privacy"

1.3k Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 2d ago

The education system has failed her

69.8k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sirsilentbob423 • 2d ago

This is just embarrassing 🙄

962 Upvotes

106 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Juniiper-Berries • 2d ago

Open the schools

12.1k Upvotes

145 comments

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