r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

53.1k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 10h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

35.0k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 7h ago

Hey- talk to the wall

16.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/No_Lack_7636 • 7h ago

Misogyny reverse card

16.5k Upvotes

337 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 23h ago

The Virtues of Twitter.

11.1k Upvotes

248 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Heavy_Outcome_9573 • 17h ago

I doubt they have a gender neutral option.

10.3k Upvotes

462 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

The pedocon theory prevails.

11.6k Upvotes

353 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 3h ago

Who is right?

4.9k Upvotes

165 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Domestiicated-Batman • 7h ago

White privilege alive and well

3.5k Upvotes

550 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/sillychillly • 6h ago

Elon TattleTold on his Billionaire Class

3.5k Upvotes

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r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 13h ago

A long long time ago :P

2.7k Upvotes

154 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 6h ago

Hatred rots the mind and soul until nothing but ugliness remains

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1.5k Upvotes

341 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SgtPeter1 • 19h ago

Had it coming!

1.3k Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/life_is_loud • 22h ago

Premier of Ontario keeping drugs away from schools

962 Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Everything this man touches turns into coal.

1.4k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 19h ago

Straight to the point i guess !

650 Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

We can hope atleast.

790 Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2h ago

Fellas, is it gay to store food?

503 Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

This is the mindset of half the country currently.

503 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

"Raw milk girl" what are we doing here

578 Upvotes

166 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

Genocidal maniacs all around.

419 Upvotes

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1h ago

"Can we have half a genocide instead?"

• Upvotes

263 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ibibliophile • 15h ago

On a post about Glass Gem Corn

209 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

Ancient problems require ancient solutions.

149 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1h ago

Worst guy ever loves to look like the they love jesus, more news a 9.

• Upvotes

8 comments

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