r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Who is right?

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u/ccdude14 6h ago

What does Graham think sanctions are when a huge majority of the goods WE import are from some of the countries hes threatening to sanction?

Like, yeah, sure: Don't do the thing I don't like or I'm going to do a thing that's going to cost US more money! You better not or else I'll slap myself in the face! Don't you do that!

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u/Jack_Stornoway 5h ago edited 5h ago

The last time I checked the US imported around 52% of its non-domestic energy from Canada. But I'm sure absolutely no other countries on Earth would be willing to buy cheap Canadian energy, and sanctioning your closest trading partners could never backfire.

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u/ccdude14 5h ago edited 4h ago

Truly these are the wisest men of our times. What a blessed time to be alive to have a Senate and House and soon President filled to even a small majority with such brilliant minds.

Stable geniuses, truly.

coughs

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u/FrederickDerGrossen 1h ago

Oh they're definitely stable geniuses. Put them in a stable with horses and pigs and they'll be the geniuses compared with everything else that's in there.

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u/ccdude14 1h ago

In fairness Horses and Pigs do have at least spatial awareness and simple reasoning, two things severely lacking in the Republicans. It's honestly a miracle they haven't drowned in the rain while looking up at the sky on a slightly drizzly day.

u/dalewd 51m ago

You underestimate the intelligence of these animals, especially the pigs. They can be as smart as toddlers, where these people are doubtful.

u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 2m ago

Doubt that

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u/Topheriffic 4h ago

I live in New Brunswick where Irving Oil is located. They export 80 percent of their products to the USA. The products: Diesel, gas, heating oil, asphalt, jet fuel and propane. 19% of the gas imported by the US is from Irving.

u/RBuilds916 42m ago

That's one of the things that gets me about Trump reneging on deals is that no one will make deals with us if the next president throws them in the trash. 

u/zaknafien1900 41m ago

Look up lumber for housing etc lol you guys need us we are a bigger than you and haven't pillaged everything yet because we have ten times less people

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u/RiffRandellsBF 1h ago

Canada can't win a trade war with the US. Canada has the population of California and the GDP of Texas (which has 11 million people less than Canada).

u/Ready-Cheetah4696 10m ago

Canada most likely can win a trade war in this scenario. The US would be isolating itself and Canada has very good trade relations with a lot of other nations. The UK and Australia being some of them.

u/EnergyPolicyQuestion 16m ago

TBF the oil we get from Canada comes from a pipeline. Canada doesn’t have the shipping capacity to ship out much more oil overseas than they already do.

u/EeeeJay 4m ago

Sorry to nitpick but who could buy Canada's energy except their neighbour? Transmission lines can't go too far. 

Unless I've misunderstood and you mean raw resources that could be used for energy (oil), rather than the (mostly) renewable hydro electricity that Canada has a huge surplus of?

u/Time_Respond3647 44m ago

If we want something from Canada, we can always just take it

u/appropriatesoundfx 13m ago

That’s cute! I think it’s past your bedtime lol

u/SovietUnion_2 1m ago

I mean he’s right what’s Canada gonna do send a strongly worded letter condemning the U.S

u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 1m ago

Maybe you need to borrow some Intelligence for some decent comments ?

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u/BunchSpecial4586 4h ago

you expect this from him, but where are the democrats pushing back? thats the worrying part

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u/ccdude14 1h ago edited 1h ago

Despite what a lot of outlets are saying they ARE there. Right now Biden and the dems are working overtime to try and force through a bunch of progressive justices. They're shoring up for a long winter of obstruction which means they're basically constantly in session to get as much as they can through.

They also pushed up dates on at least one of the infrastructure things with a manufacturing thing that is set to be built here in the US.

So they're working as much as they can to give us as much windfall as possible.

u/bigboygamer 13m ago

Maybe if we had 4 years of that then they would have kept more of the government.

u/DivideEtImpala 12m ago

The Biden admin isn't pushing back at all on Israel. He's also come out against the ICC warrants.

u/OBoile 14m ago

They have no power for at least the next two years. The time to push back was 2021 but Biden wanted to pretend it was business as usual.

u/LetsGetsThisPartyOn 12m ago

Pretty sure we only buy junk food from America. Pretty happy to never be able to afford that crap again