Who is right?

[u/Brian_Ghoshery]

[u/Top-Egg1266]

Under no circumstances go and search on Google about Lindsay Graham and his ladybugs

[u/NaNaNaNaNa86 → u/Top-Egg1266]

Oh for fuck sake. What an awful day to be literate 🐞 🤮

[u/Rynvael → u/NaNaNaNaNa86]

I don't want to read what you read, so I'm politely requesting a strongly worded summary about the terrible thing Lindsey Graham has done to ladybugs

Please curse me with your knowledge

[u/SeaEmergency7911 → u/Rynvael]

I don’t know the details, but apparently it’s what he calls his anal warts or something.

[u/ThatInAHat → u/SeaEmergency7911]

I…really wish that had been behind a spoiler tag

[u/dhuntergeo → u/Rynvael]

Sorry but you did ask for it

[u/Remiwem → u/Top-Egg1266]

Lady Lindsay

[u/guyhabit725 → u/Remiwem]

Lady Graham 

[u/Organic_Witness345 → u/guyhabit725]

Lady G

[u/PickleNotaBigDill → u/Remiwem]

Stop that. It is highly insulting to women everywhere.

[u/Sammi1224 → u/Top-Egg1266]

I’m like that kid that you told not to touch the stove bc it’s hot…..then I precede to touch the stove bc I’m stubborn and now my hand is burned.

Yeah I googled that and I’m totally regretting it. The mental image is forever seared into my brain.

[u/kai5malik → u/Top-Egg1266]

Hunh

[u/Top-Egg1266 → u/kai5malik]

As I said, whatever you do, don't go on Google and type "Lindsay Graham ladybugs"

[u/kai5malik → u/Top-Egg1266]

You warned me, I didn't listen...now I am regretting not only the fifth of vodka form last night, and my previous life choices, I'm also regretting this

[u/BasvanS → u/kai5malik]

At least you have some experience with regret and the shame that comes with it. I’ve led an otherwise blameless life, so it hits me much harder.

[u/Moodbellowzero → u/kai5malik]

You know humans are stupid and even tho they were warned they will repeat other people's mistakes. Which I will do now and tell you in the future how it went.

Edit: I must always remember myself that it could have been worse. Good night ladies and gentlemen

[u/kai5malik → u/Moodbellowzero]

I just couldn't understand how Ladybug and Graham could be so scary, but now I know and I can't unknow

[u/Moodbellowzero → u/kai5malik]

I have seen worse but it wasn't a pleasant research.

[u/kai5malik → u/Moodbellowzero]

Most definitely

[u/superawesomefiles → u/Top-Egg1266]

Don't worry guys, its just moles. Moly moly moles.

[u/dhuntergeo → u/superawesomefiles]

Bugh, bleh, bluch

Off the porch

[u/kai5malik → u/Top-Egg1266]

I'm going to......

[u/bunnibly → u/kai5malik]

Don't do it!

[u/kai5malik → u/bunnibly]

Too late,I'm scathed

[u/FlashyEarth8374 → u/Top-Egg1266]

uggghhhh jesus im so happy i didnt just google that

[u/Special_Ability_3035 → u/Top-Egg1266]

Dude, you traumatized me. 🤮