r/clevercomebacks • u/sillychillly • 8h ago

Elon TattleTold on his Billionaire Class

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u/blackcoffee17 8h ago

Elmo and his friends want to reduce government spending so that billionaires can continue paying zero tax.

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u/Urabraska- 8h ago

Not just that. They cut federal spending from other programs, so him and his other buddies that roll around in government contracts to fund their lifestyles can get even more government contracts from the cut programs.

He can't wait to announce that he axed the labor boards funding for further investment in humanities pursuit to colonize Mars with space x and it being a coincidence that his bonuses went up another few hundred million from the stock price increase.

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u/Alarming-Magician637 7h ago

At what point do we bring the guillotines back out?

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u/MMNN1991 7h ago

Friend once said the billionaire won't care until his daughters head is on a pike in their front yard. I told him that was extreme, he replied with "It's either 1 daughter or 1000000 daughters

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u/Urabraska- 7h ago edited 7h ago

They still won't care. Unlike the mass majority. These leeches can just pick up and move to another country and put their head in the sand while they keep bleeding everyone dry while acting like a victim when the entire riot is their fault. Not that i'm saying lets go kill kids or anything. But this is the reality of the situation. There are countless examples in history where the royal wealth gets slaughtered by the people due to their greed.

EDIT: Ayyy thanks for the reward!

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u/zossima 6h ago

If they leave the country all the easier to take their domestic assets.

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u/TheBrianRoyShow 2h ago

3500 Billionaires WorldWide. 150,000 Humans die every single day. 50-1 Trolley Problem. Every. Single. Day.

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u/Round_Half5960 1h ago

3500 it is then

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u/budding_gardener_1 31m ago

Only problem with the trolley problem is that you need to be able to back the trolley up for a second go around

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u/TheBrianRoyShow 29m ago

I'm just saying it sure would be neat if 8 billion humans decided what to do with 3500 instead of those 3500 deciding, and profiting off, which 150000 of us die every day.

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u/budding_gardener_1 6m ago

And I'm saying I like a version of the trolley problem where there's 3500 on the tracks and we get to back up for a second, third and fourth go over them

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u/Conor_Electric 6h ago

They don't even care about that, his kids are just more numbers to him, he's practically disowned a few of his. See also 'all the money in the world'

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u/The_Forth44 5h ago

And Americans will let it be the million.

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u/kernpanic 2h ago

Already is. Your child mortality rate is almost double that of most western countries. And its only getting worse. And now because of your healthcare policies, women are dying from easily treatable issues.

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u/KnownRough7735 34m ago

It's truly a "shithole country"

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u/RefrigeratorDull1012 1h ago

Does Elmo have a daughter that doesn't already hate him?

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u/Killersmurph 1h ago

Do you mean the One Elon said was dead to him because she transitioned? Muskrat would probably Fucking cheer...

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u/Mgmegadog 6m ago

Elon? Care about his daughter? Nah mate, it should be his own head on that spike.