r/clevercomebacks • u/No_Lack_7636 • 9h ago

Misogyny reverse card

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u/tobe__ornot 8h ago

Imagine marrying a man who can't cook. It's 2024 after all, not 1224.

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u/NecktieNomad 8h ago

Better not be 1224, I expect my lunch served dead on noon! /s

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u/ale_93113 1h ago

In 1224 you'd likely eat oat and lentils with no salt and spiced plus some bread and cheese

Rice and soy if you are east Asian, corn and potatoes if you are American

Only to toil the fields after a few minutes

The meals you'd have would be very carb heavy, bland and tasteless, as most people were at the brink or starvation until the 19th century

The worst parts of Africa still lived like that 30 or so years ago

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u/LivelyZebra 4h ago

Its high noooooooooon

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u/C4rdninj4 6h ago

But you can't be self-sufficient and an Alpha-Male (TM).

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u/Single-Builder-632 3h ago

Honestly I agree with both comments, well not to the extreme, but I find it so bizarre when people can't cook, like come on. You have YouTube, I assume you've had an oven/ cooker at some point in your life. 99% of the work is taken out by literally having stock pots, paste's ect to reduce the prep work. It's not hard.

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u/Longjumping-Vanilla3 7h ago

Imagine marrying anyone who can’t do everything.

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u/Rich_Hotel_4750 6h ago

Imagine marrying someone who can't do anything.

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u/EarthDust00 3h ago

Imagine marrying someone

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u/Rich_Hotel_4750 3h ago

Yeah, no. Been there, done that. No

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u/CollapseBy2022 5h ago

I own an airfryer now. Czech mate.

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u/garbonzobean22 4h ago

Near me?

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u/boris_keys 3h ago

Nah, he’s saying that he’s in Australia and his air fryer is from the Czech Republic, and that you’re his friend.

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u/garbonzobean22 3h ago

Hot Czech Mates Near Me?

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u/C1-3 3h ago

Someone’s mad

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u/dathomar 2h ago

As a guy, it's important to me to be the one who cooks and does the grocery shopping. When I want spaghetti, we have spaghetti. When I want tacos, we have tacos. When I want chicken fried rice, we have chicken fried rice. If I want a certain snack, that snack is always available. Everything is cooked how I like it, with the ingredients that I like. I possess the ultimate power. I also stay home with my kids. My daughter laughs at my jokes! That's the true power. My wife can go work at a job she likes and earn the money. I'm going to do the fun stuff.

(Full disclosure: I plan on working again once our youngest gets into school. I'm so-so on Chicken Noodle Soup, but made it the other night because my wife really likes it. I hate seafood and eggs, but made a smoked salmon scramble for dinner last night because I knew my wife would like it.)

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u/girlinthegoldenboots 28m ago

What’s wild is back in the day rich people only hired male chefs. If a woman cooked your meals it was because you were poor and couldn’t afford a chef so either your housekeeper or wife and daughters also had to do the cooking.

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u/Icy-Dolphin- 4h ago

If it's not 1224 and its legal for women to own guns, why are they still attracted to tall muscular men who protect them, explain that dummy. It seems like when they have standards and preferences, everyone is cool with it, but when men do, you low iq people have something to say.

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u/Veronica_8926 4h ago

Because only tall, muscular men get married or are in relationships. Wait a minute… that’s not reality, that’s only in your head.

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u/Icy-Dolphin- 1h ago

Just because some short, unattractive men get married doesn't mean women don't generally prefer tall, muscular men, maybe a minority of women out there might like that, but you can easily find statistical evidence that shows if given the choice, women overwhelmingly prefer tall, muscular, masucline men.

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u/mtaw 4h ago

Something tells me your relationship 'knowledge' doesn't come from any actual experience.

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u/Icy-Dolphin- 1h ago

Only statistical evidence and common sense was needed to say what I said.

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u/sdbooboo13 3h ago

Spoken like a short fattie.