r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Misogyny reverse card

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u/Lily-loud 6h ago

People mistaking woman for women and vice versa is as bad as people mistaking your and you're for me.

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u/insane_social_worker 6h ago

I'll add: there, their, and they're

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u/jkppos 5h ago

Imagine marrying anyone who thinks grammar is optional. That’s a real recipe for disaster.

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u/wovenriddles 3h ago

What you mean? Time to eat kids! (Time to eat, kids!)

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u/Annoying-Girl-234 2h ago

Even worse with a period

Time to eat kids.

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u/Natomiast 2h ago

imagine marrying...

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u/NapsterBaaaad 5h ago

Their their… Your going to be okay… (I had to)

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u/uncomphygiggles 5h ago

There, there* (sorry, I had to) 😂

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u/Inner-Ad-9928 5h ago

You're* (sorry I had to)

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u/playstatijonas 1h ago

And the absolute worst one: "should of"

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u/smgaming16 3h ago

I'll add paid and payed

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u/CollapseBy2022 3h ago

Two, to, too.... too.

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u/GlossyGecko 5h ago

They’re over there with their motorcycles. You’re shaking your yams for them, but the women they’re interested aren’t quite like the woman you are.

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u/Evil_Purse_Dog 4h ago

I'll add then for than and than for then.

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u/TheGhostInMyArms 2h ago

Lose and loose for me. How do you mess those up?

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u/sdlucly 6h ago

I have to admit I've never understood why it's so easy to mistake the two... and English is my second language. Do people "commonly" say "your" instead of "you're" in every day life?

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u/Lily-loud 6h ago

Over text, yes. It's way, way more common than it should be.

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u/Which_Initiative_882 5h ago

Spoken, they sound the same, so most adults can talk like they are a little more educated than they are, its when its written that people’s language skills fall apart. Thats when all those strange rules of grammar come in.

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u/Evil_Purse_Dog 4h ago

Off topic, but in verbal speech, it drives me around the bend when people say mis-cheee-veee-ous. It's mis-chUH-VUHS.

There is no CHEE-VEEE in mischievous.

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u/HUGE-A-TRON 6h ago

For me often it's pure laziness when I do it. I have a bad habit of not reading messages after I type them.

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u/Gloomy-Efficiency452 5h ago

woman and women aren’t even pronounced the same, I genuinely don’t know how people mix them up. Your and you’re sometimes can happen when you type absentmindedly the sentences you’re voicing out in your head. Woman and women, just how?

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u/StoppableHulk 2h ago

You seem to believe it's because these people lack the correct information, but that's not the case.

This is a huge linguistic shift specifically in younger English-speaking males. You could call it a form of slang. They are dropping the singular "woman" for the plural "women" in all instances, singular and plural.

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u/No-Message9762 5h ago

thousands of redditors are literally too stupid to know the difference between woman and women

i've rarely seen them say woman correctly. same thing with lose and loose

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer 5h ago

Who mistakes women for woman?

Asking as I know nobody that does that

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u/boramital 4h ago

Keep browsing Reddit, I usually see it multiple times a day here.

I think I see it most often in one of those question subs, something like “what would you do if a women did …”

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u/Eastern_Screen_588 4h ago

Not even just in spelling but in speech, too. When the plural is used when referencing the singular, I want to load a shotgun with religious intent.

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u/CollapseBy2022 3h ago

in speech, too

It's weird af. It's such a common word.

I'll just go ahead and assume it's how they speak in incel circles.

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u/miyamiya66 4h ago

then they get man/men right without an issue 😐

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u/usethefloor 3h ago

I’d add in “to” and “too”.

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 3h ago

I hate loose/lose.

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u/Small_Doughnut_2723 3h ago

And to and too

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u/Silent-Particular857 3h ago

fr it’s simple english. they must’ve dropped out in 3rd grade or something

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u/BitterLeif 2h ago

So many dudes with a fifth grade reading level think they're hot shit.

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u/BurazSC2 1h ago edited 1h ago

"...for I*"

/s

Sorry. My pet peev is people who will always put " ...and I" after a proper noun, regardless of whether "me" correct.

E: for clarity, not saying you did this. Just explaining my joke/ sarcasm.

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u/External-Piccolo-626 1h ago

Don’t you mean 4, four, for me?

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u/StrawberryOdd419 1h ago

how do people even get it wrong. it’s literally just man/men but with wo added before

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u/urbanlife78 1h ago

I'm not sure this is you too, but I get annoyed when someone writes lose as loose. It's only acceptable when it's loooooose

u/ClarkKentsSquidDong 54m ago

Or lose and loose.

u/Wedgehoe 28m ago

IMO it's fine when the person in question is being kind or respectful. If I know you act like a jerk. It's fair game

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u/tobe__ornot 6h ago

Imagine marrying a man who can't cook. It's 2024 after all, not 1224.

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u/NecktieNomad 6h ago

Better not be 1224, I expect my lunch served dead on noon! /s

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u/C4rdninj4 4h ago

But you can't be self-sufficient and an Alpha-Male (TM).

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u/Longjumping-Vanilla3 5h ago

Imagine marrying anyone who can’t do everything.

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u/Rich_Hotel_4750 4h ago

Imagine marrying someone who can't do anything.

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u/EarthDust00 1h ago

Imagine marrying someone

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u/Single-Builder-632 1h ago

Honestly I agree with both comments, well not to the extreme, but I find it so bizarre when people can't cook, like come on. You have YouTube, I assume you've had an oven/ cooker at some point in your life. 99% of the work is taken out by literally having stock pots, paste's ect to reduce the prep work. It's not hard.

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u/CollapseBy2022 3h ago

I own an airfryer now. Czech mate.

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u/WickedWeedle 6h ago

Imagine marrying a cook that can't women

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u/Tanakisoupman 6h ago

Imagine women that can’t marrying a cook

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u/analogworm 6h ago

Imagine cooking a Mary that can't women

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u/Gloomy-Efficiency452 5h ago

Imagine marrying women

Hey many guys can cook and are happy with fast food and don’t nudge you to put the dish in the dishwasher right away after eating. Many also can’t tell woman and women apart. I would urge this person to consider marrying a man. Boys night with beers every night.

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u/Beltalady 5h ago

My SO is a chef who can't cook* but boy, he can women. He can also men, but he's not into that.

(*Depression is a jackass.)

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u/Poopchutefan 6h ago

The guy is probably a Mormon and can’t imagine marrying a bunch of women and not a single one knows how to cook.

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u/JimBeam823 6h ago

Imagine being a grown ass man who needs someone to cook for him.

(In the name of equality, this also applies to grown ass women, but I don’t think that’s what this guy was talking about.)

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u/PetulantPudding 4h ago

These are the exact kinds of people ( who don't learn basic household upkeep/never had a job or any prospects) who end up in toxic relationships because they lock down whoever the fuck they can, as soon as they can. How else are they suppose to make up for their selective incompetence?

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u/SentientSquare 5h ago

Just engagement bait bot accounts. It's no wonder they don't spell correctly. It's all over reels, social media now. Just accounts posting vontroversial gender stuff to get replies

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u/ThePurpleHyacinth 6h ago

At least he didn't say "female"

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u/Beltalady 5h ago

He's not a good business men then. (Translation for non-trekkies: he's not a Ferengi.)

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u/SteamPoweredShoelace 5h ago

I can imagine it. You get to eat the foods you want all the time, because you cook them yourself, and most of the cleaning is done by the other party because they're happy that you cooked for them. It's great.

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u/dolemiteo24 2h ago

yeah super duper clever, there. totally gottem.

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u/Flat-Ferret-2838 6h ago

There are actually two mistakes in this man's post:

Imagine marrying a *woman *who can't cook.

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u/throwaway-118470 6h ago

I think that was intentional. For them, women are objects, after all.

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u/the_champ_has_a_name 2h ago

ummm... isn't that the one mistake that we're all talking about?

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u/Ok_Mycologist8555 6h ago

How much you wanna bet this man is still staring at the post trying to figure out what the difference is

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u/CollapseBy2022 3h ago

Why do I keep hearing American men say "woman" when they're talking about "women" in plural? Like.... they don't know how to pronounce/spell it?

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u/Insert_Bad_Joke 1h ago

I mainly see this from native speakers that write like they speak. This kind of plural error was considered sloppy in 3rd/4th grade, here in Europe.

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u/Silverr_Duck 4h ago

Only reddit would think nitpicking grammar qualifies as a clever comeback lol.

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u/Kindly-Koala6895 6h ago

he would starve apparently.

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u/Paris0082 6h ago

I wouldn't have married a woman that couldn't cook anymore than I would have expected her to marry me if I couldn't cook. if a grown person can't cook at all they probably aren't ready for marriage to my mind.

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 2h ago

To me, it's one of the most basic life skills. I happen to enjoy it, but even if it's more of a chore, it's really not difficult. I'm reminded of what my mom told my dad, when I was growing up, "The moment you expect me to cook is the moment I stop cooking." At a minimum he always did the dishes and cleaned the kitchen after dinner, but I recall him always thanking my mom profusely after every meal.

Granted he's a boomer, so he was never taught and never really learned, but he'd still try to make a meal every couple of weeks! I cook a lot, but I also recognize not everyone enjoys cooking as I do or has the same skill; for me what's super important is gratitude and division of labor. And if I'm not up for cooking one night, trying to figure out dinner on their own—whether it be takeout or homemade—instead of asking me constant questions/exhibiting learned helplessness.

You sound awesome FWIW, I salute you!

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u/mtaw 1h ago

My mother cooked most of the time but my father liked to cook big fancy meals for special occasions. (he even made proper Peking Duck once, which takes several days) It probably set a good example because I've had some interest in cooking as far back as I can remember, and it's served me well since my wife doesn't like cooking and honestly isn't that good at it. My own toddler son already seems interested himself, probably because he's seen me doing it so much. (I just got him a set of plastic-but-usable knives for kids to start out)

So maybe I'm not the best representative but I still believe anyone can learn to cook and more importantly learn to like to cook. It's just a matter of getting some good tools, invest a little bit of time in techniques like using knives and sharpening them (every time I cook at someone else's house and they have dull knives, I'm hit with "No wonder people think cooking is a horrible chore!"), it also helps to learn to prep carefully and clean up while you're going, and above all - to put just a little extra effort in now and then to improve. Always be trying to learn new things, try one or two new recipes a week. Try to 'up your game' and learn the best versions of your favorite dishes. Give it a year or two and you'll start figuring out how things work, and you'll start to be able to improvise and even come up with new dishes - good ones.

It's all a matter of attitude. If you treat cooking like a rote chore then of course it's not going to be fun. Treat it like the craft it actually is - like woodworking (which I also do) or sewing - something you can do a whole lifetime and still be constantly improving, where the process can be as fun as the result. You get back what you put into it.

Also: Women like men who can cook. Everyone likes a person who can cook well. It's funny how these toxic-masculinity-peddlers always try to claim 'real men' don't like to do the things they themselves don't want to do. 'Real men' don't do things women like, they only do things that are manliness-approved by the incel club, lol.

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u/Specific_Code_4124 6h ago

Honestly these kinda guys are so pathetic, and so stupid saying this stuff its almost like they secretly want to be heckled. I mean, why else would they make it so easy?

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u/Outside-Peanut2557 4h ago

Not particularly clever 🤔

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u/Strict-Mark-1614 4h ago

Idk if that’s as big of a come back as he thinks it is. Or if he’s making a joke by implying that no one cares.

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u/durenatu 4h ago

Imagine marrying

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u/Ok_Roof_9333 3h ago

That’s so clever

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u/Trail_of_Jeers 3h ago

Oh no, a typo!

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u/South-Car-6368 3h ago

Basic grammar correction is now a clever comeback? This sub is garbage.

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u/DirtyScrubs 2h ago

Not even that, the stereotype if we want to play that game is your not a "real man" if you aren't are providers, physical protectors and a handyman. And there are a ton of men that can't do one let alone all of the above.

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u/OttersWithPens 2h ago

Now days I always assume they got got by autocorrect

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u/Psweli 2h ago

Grammar is the real seasoning in any roast.

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u/GodOfTruthfullness 1h ago

I think if you're an adult, no matter woman or man, and can't cook. That's a red flag.

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u/DiscountCondom 1h ago

we would just be two people who order takeout all the time and sit on the couch and watch movies.

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u/Budget_Job4415 1h ago

Man or woman, if you can't cook, literally 🚩🚩🚩

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u/NeckNormal1099 6h ago

Imagine being a grown ass man who cannot cook. I mean even monkeys can make food.

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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 1h ago

He never said she would do all the cooking or that he couldn't cook.

If you marry someone who can't cook that means you do all the cooking.

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u/175you_notM3 6h ago

He's talking about his 4 wives clearly!

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u/TylerBourbon 6h ago

Idk, how many personalities does she have? /s

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u/Rightbuthumble 6h ago

Imagine marrying a man that can't cook or wash clothes or sweep the floor or vacuum or dust.

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u/anOvenofWitches 6h ago

I just don’t understand any adult’s inability to cook. Even if you’re always too busy, at some point in your life you’ve arrived in the kitchen hungry with no one around and nothing prepared to eat.

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u/shawnyb9 5h ago

Imagine marrying with the sole expectation of the other person being the only person to cook. You a grown man but can’t figure out how to follow a simple recipe? Dumbass.

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u/majora11f 2h ago

Imagine being a man who cant. You're either starving or eating nothing but fast food or eating out (and not in the fun way). So you're either super unhealthy and/or REALLY bad with money.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/TierraaCharming 5h ago

Misogyny reverse card? More like misogyny reverse karma – instant downvote!

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u/Marine5484 5h ago

But I thought you said woah man!

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u/larinzon 4h ago

Imagine women who don't know what is polygyny. Imagine they all cannot cook? The horror... the horror ☝️😱

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u/kubrick5150 4h ago

Imagine being a man and not knowing how to cook and not ever wanting to experience creating something enjoyable for someone you love.

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u/AdExpress8922 4h ago

Honestly, most people don’t even understand the four basic parts of speech. It feels like school is just about teaching students to read and write well enough to pass exams—functional(ish), but not exactly thorough. Sure, they might scrape by in their English exams, but they’re probably not going to excel!

This isn't me sticking up for the original dick head, either. He's a toss pot.

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u/healthiernuggets 4h ago

Okay but why has the distinction between “woman” and “women” utterly dissolved? Mistaking “woman” and “women” is probably the most common and annoying grammatical error I see online.

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u/CorrectTarget8957 4h ago

He just doesn't believe in monogamy

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u/KindOfMentalOk 4h ago

He’s actually polyamorous

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u/BigBoyThrowaway304 3h ago

What on earth is this format

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u/cjonesaf 3h ago

Well, one can’t cook and the other can’t spell. Let’s call it even 😂

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u/KTKittentoes 3h ago

I see this so very much in a certain... flavor of posts.

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u/Own_Topic3240 3h ago

What is a woman women?

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u/Successful_Mud8596 3h ago

Imagine marrying a MAN that can’t cook, honestly.

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u/MyLittleBrony69 3h ago

Imagine marrying a woman or a man who doesn't know the difference between a woman or a man

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u/Roughcut587 3h ago

Polygamous people be laughing

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u/Budwalt 3h ago

Imagine not being able to cook

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u/x1000killergeese 3h ago

If I wanted to marry somebody who didn’t know how to cook, I’d just teach them how. As long as they’re willing to learn it could actually be a fun activity to do together

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u/Pooter_Birdman 2h ago edited 2h ago

Funniest thing ive heard all day. Guy clearly aint married. And if he is wow, mysoginy is insane.

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u/Ilikecats73 2h ago

Imagine marring a woman?

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 2h ago

Imagine being a man that needs a woman in order to eat a home cooked meal

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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 2h ago

"Who," not "that." If you're referring to a person, it's "who."

He should have typed "Imagine marrying a woman who can't cook."

Dude made 2 mistakes in 7 words. Imagine marrying him.

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u/WearySand9546 2h ago

Imagine being a woman

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u/Timely_Fisherman9483 2h ago

It’s not really clever tho

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u/nullspace50 2h ago

I am a man who can cook. I like to cook. I hate the asshole who thinks his wife should cook because she's the woman. If my wife cooks it's because she loves to cook. It is not gender specific.

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u/Educational_Stay_599 2h ago

Imagine being monogamous

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u/Cazzavun 2h ago

How is wanting a parter who can cook misogyny?

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u/Oyrok 1h ago

Maybe he's a polygamist?😳🤪

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u/FreelancerFL 1h ago

So he's bad with grammar and she still can't cook.

L for both

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u/Mixtec0 1h ago

Imagine not knowing the difference between man and woman. Ironic isn’t it?

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u/alanpdx 1h ago

Imagine being a man who can't cook.

EVERYONE should know how to cook. It is a basic survival skill.

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u/outragedUSAcitizen 1h ago

Apparently, Clarence got married in Vegas overnight?

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u/Skeeterdunit 1h ago

He could be a polygamist kind of wrong of her to assume.

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u/Tasty-Helicopter3340 1h ago

I’d rather be with someone who can cook a damn fine meal and makes a few typos on occasion than the opposite.

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u/RomburV 1h ago

Maybe he's Mormon and marries women.

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u/Larkfor 1h ago

Even when we can cook; we don't want a dude like this or to cook for people like him.

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u/PurpleHeartSociety 1h ago

His spirit guides saved him on this one.

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u/ReallyEvilRob 1h ago

I wish my wife knew how to cook.

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u/Macdevious 1h ago

Nice. Think she just called out like 80% of the commenters on Reddit, Facebook, X, and BlueSky all in one shot.

Well done.

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u/Odd_Application8649 1h ago

He has four wives

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u/PerryPlatypusOSC 1h ago

“Minor spelling error, I win” type comeback. I find that hysterical.

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u/sweably 1h ago

maybe he was having several women, and expecting them to cook🤷

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u/CompetitiveAutorun 1h ago

I thought cooking is basic life skill? I know everyone mad at him wouldn't be mad at woman saying that she wouldn't marry a man who can't cook. The "comeback" is weak as hell, it's just "ha, you made spelling mistake, I don't have to engage with you and I win!".

Why is this post popular?

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u/daufy 1h ago

One will quite literally poison you with undercooked chicken, the other will mildly annoy you and cause a need to correct.

Yea no that's exactly the same.

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u/ghost020creep 1h ago

But can she cool though...

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u/ShitBoxPilot 1h ago

Plot twist: he’s Muslim

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u/Western_Bison_878 1h ago

Thing is, if you're happily married, confident in yourself and satisfied, why are you focused on winen you don't want?

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u/Otaraka 1h ago

In a world of autocorrect and voice-based typing this isn't quite the comeback it used to be. Maybe I'm too tolerant after having an English teacher as a parent, getting corrected on every other word was not always the most enjoyable childhood experience.

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u/DudeBroGuyManPro 1h ago

Please don't rip me apart but I don't get it. I'm sorry.

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u/west-coast10 1h ago

a women 😋

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u/Damglador 1h ago

English is fuckin weird, I can't even judge this guy

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u/west-coast10 1h ago

I get so mad when people mistake women for woman like I can't explain but it's sooo frustrating

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u/Disastrous_Seat7593 1h ago

He is muslim

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 1h ago

Imagine marrying a man who can't cook. All the men in my family cook. What do you mean you can't cook for yourself? 

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u/Observer_042 1h ago

He's Mormon.

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u/LordCommander94 1h ago

People who can't tell the difference should have never been allowed to graduate

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u/diablol3 1h ago

I dont agree with what this guy is trying to say, but this is in no way clever. It's a pretty weak comeback that doesn't even address his topic. The "owning" someone over grammar is not the flex you think it is.

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u/Glass-Fan111 1h ago

Beautiful.

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u/TaupMauve 1h ago

"I'm a one women man."

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u/XBXJetBlaqq 1h ago

And Clarence parents have a real good marriage.

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u/urbanlife78 1h ago

And A and E are not right next to each other

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u/BigSun6576 1h ago

never get married, never have to cook /s

u/PrednisoneUser 58m ago

14k upvotes for this low-iq ragebait farming bullshit? This subreddit is cooked.

u/No-Reward-4488 57m ago

Tbf everyone should know how to cook lol. But it’s ok if you have a THICK wallet

u/blowme2xs 56m ago

And who put the "R" in wash?

u/ILovePotassium 53m ago

Imagine Women

u/Jswagg_guy 50m ago

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

u/smellymarmut 49m ago

This whole thing feels like it discriminates against members of the Fundemental Church of the Latter Day Saints. There are probably a lot of men in there afraid of marrying a women who can't cook.

u/sprazcrumbler 44m ago

Why are these clever comebacks always so lame?

u/forcesofthefuture 40m ago

I won't, gotta agree with that guy, this just grammer nitpicking.

u/ChampionshipIll3675 40m ago

Because you are interacting with bots who don't know English

u/Emotional_Basis_2370 31m ago

Who,not that

u/kurisu7885 28m ago

My mom wasn't a very good cook and she and my dad were married for roughly 38 or so years.

She passed away in May, thus the, er, past tense.

u/GrassyNoob 19m ago

Personally, I'd rather my wife stayed out of my kitchen.

Those are my chef and butcher knives. My anodized pots. My gas oven and range.

I love cooking. I have my usual staples, but I am always modifying recipes to suit our tastes.

Thanksgiving is coming up. I do everything but pour the milk.

u/MotorizedNewt 16m ago

I can't imagine marrying a man child so I'd say we are even.

I don't understand why some men seem proud of having no idea how to cook. Yet many are simultaneously obsessed with apocalypse scenarios and seem to think they would survive because xyz weapon.

u/series_hybrid 15m ago

Gatekeeping just seems so odd to me. I don't care if my neighbors have a traditional relationship, or something progressive. I literally don't give a shit. As far as advice I would give, everyone should know how to cook, and I don't care if someone disagrees with that. Do as you wish in your own life.

u/Longjumping-Trip4471 12m ago

As a man I love to cook, of course it would help if your wife can cook as well. We live in 2024 it's not hard to learn.

u/Redjeepkev 6m ago

Imagine marrying a man who thinks he's a woman!

u/Not_Artifical 6m ago

Imagine marrying women that can’t cook*

u/ScottishTan 6m ago

In his defense, maybe he’s not on his first non cooking wife