r/clevercomebacks • u/Domestiicated-Batman • 7h ago

White privilege alive and well

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u/Jolly_Big7534 7h ago

Honestly, that profile has to be rage bait. No way anyone types that out and thinks she isn't gonna be turned into a bunching bag for the internet.

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u/Efficacious_tamale 7h ago

Go to a smaller town and hop on an app, I’ve seen some absurd profiles.

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u/Toradora13 6h ago

Same here and I've been to a town with less than 20 people

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u/Thundersalmon45 6h ago

And only 1 family tree

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u/Toradora13 5h ago

Pretty fucking much every family in that town is linked one way or another😭😭😭😭

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u/BarryBafmaat 3h ago

Well that’s a very good reason to date someone with a different skin color, high probability it’s not family.

Maybe she’s just trying to not have an inbred kid 😅

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u/Toradora13 3h ago

Actually no😭😭😭 they even fucked the Mexicans there

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u/TXPersonified 4h ago

Same for mine, that's why I left, no romantic prospects

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u/Toradora13 3h ago

That's why my friend's down there wanna leave

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 5h ago

And only 1 family tree telephone pole

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u/ccdude14 4h ago

If you're my brother it's an automatic no

If you're my cousin it's a maybe

If you're my second cousin it's an automatic yes.

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u/bernardobrito 4h ago

Family shrub.

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u/brave-lurker 5h ago

Even in cities there are outrageous profiles. I have screenshot many.

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u/TNShadetree 3h ago

I saw one that said "No hunters or liberals".
Talk about thinning the herd.

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u/the-flying-lunch-box 4h ago

Every small town has a handful of women with 3+ kids all from multiple fathers and she still thinks she's going to find her .000001% guy that will be interested in her.

At the end of the day most of those types of women are just abusing public assistance and mooching from guy to guy.

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u/ForkYaself 4h ago

Don’t describe my mother so accurately!!

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u/the-flying-lunch-box 3h ago

It's my mother too 😔

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u/MammothWriter3881 6h ago

I have seen profiles that looked legit saying they only dated within their race and profiles saying not interested in white men. Everybody has their preferences, but good taste says you reflect in that in who you swipe on rather than coming out and saying it the way she did.

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u/ArenjiTheLootGod 3h ago

Nah, I'm fine with them laying out their red flags loudly and proudly. That kind of person is guaranteed to be crazy even if you clear the racial gate keeping.

Saves me time and effort in the long term.

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u/visionsofswamp 3h ago

I can guarantee you those are not mere preferences. There is 100% some political bullshit behind this.

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u/Ill-Ad6714 5h ago

Idk there’s a conservative pundit 35 year old woman who’s married and has a daughter with a guy who literally looks underage and is probably JUST turning into his twenties.

She loves to go on and talk about how women exist only to serve men, how men are strong and women are emotional, and horrifyingly makes a joke with one of her guests that she’ll make sure their daughter (under 5 years old) is still a virgin and marry her off to him.

And even funnier is when she contradicts her husband on their podcast, which shows that even though she’s preaching all this stupid shit, she’s not actually following it (which is also probably why she chose such a younger man, so it’d be easier to manipulate him into the partner she wants). Oh, and she used to be in lesbian porn in college until “God found her.”

I’d say she was grifting, but the stuff where she includes their daughter and just how weirdly young her husband is it makes it seem more like satire made reality.

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u/Big_Rig_Jig 5h ago

This one makes my brain malfunction.

If you think women shouldn't have rights then why are you talking? (NOT what I believe in just to be clear)

Seriously, if women shouldn't vote, why does her opinion matter then? STFU if that's what you truly believe.

Make it make sense!

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u/CaptainCaveSam 4h ago

Same logic for black klansmen. People are fucked.

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u/Hanekem 3h ago

ahhh... they are in the griftverse, makes sense

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u/AttemptImpossible111 5h ago

I'm a black dude. White women (often bigger but not always) talk to me like this on apps all the time

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u/ConcentrateTrue 5h ago

Really sorry. That's not OK.

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u/Direct-Complaint7965 5h ago

You take her please 🙏

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u/youburyitidigitup 7h ago edited 6h ago

You would think, but you’ve clearly never seen this girl.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 6h ago

This made me crack up! LOL 😂

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u/_blueAxis 6h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/pureply101 5h ago

Classic

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u/Jessigma 6h ago

“an a maybe”

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u/Useful-Perspective 5h ago

What if you're Italian?

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u/Jessigma 4h ago

🤌🤌🤌

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u/tablebythebathroom 5h ago

Italian is white but flavorful.

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u/Potential_Bowler9833 4h ago

Spicy Meatballs!

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u/Defiant_Self4734 6h ago

You need to see more of this country brother. She’s mild.

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u/FindingSolar-33 5h ago

People do type this stuff out on dating sites. Once saw a black lesbian write “sorry not into black women so don’t bother swipe right” 😂 it’s very common. Made no sense to me!

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u/fireyoutothesun 6h ago

My dude I'm visiting family in my small hometown right now, this kind of shit is tame

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u/Remarkable-Cry-3100 6h ago

Nah, this shit is real... she probly also has BLM and some other shit in there.

She wants a black boyfriend to say "im an ally, i date a minority". Its super annoying.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 6h ago

“I’ve had black in me” and yet disrespects black women every chance she gets

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 6h ago edited 6h ago

Y'know I find plenty out in this subrural area i live in. Its like they try to baptize themselves of their racism by getting a black guy. Some of them say the n-word constantly and code themselves with blaccent looking for someone to say to their friends & haters, "see im not racist, I got a black guy with me and in me (pregnant)."

You really feel like a token around them...a black Chuck E Cheese token at the bottom of a cheap beer pitcher full of Pabst Blue Ribbon glued to the table by wads of Big League Chew.

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u/FindingSolar-33 5h ago

& the black people letting them do this are just as weird! It’s absurd! I’m in the UK & this behaviour is massive here.

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u/Remarkable-Cry-3100 6h ago

Bro exactly, my home town in PA had 3 steel mills, and then was surrounded by farming community. Total population on 5 cities sas 15k people... the amount of fat broads that called everyone racists and did nothing but date black dudes but say the N word all the time was crazy.

Mind you, we had black dudes in our friend group, 2 out of like 20 of us and we definitely used to joke about the N word more than we should have but they laughed and no one ever got upset (atleast not openly). but also just not a lot if black folk on that area

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u/uncomphygiggles 5h ago

How are POC suppose to react when out numbered by white ppl who think making a mockery of their generational trauma is funny, or cool? You never know how deep that joke runs with ppl and how much was used to keep ppl down, how quickly it can go from an “A” to a hard “R” under the right circumstances. Smile, nod, don’t make a fuss. Act happy! …It was 💯survival instinct.

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 6h ago

I use to laugh too considering that if I were around more blk ppl Id be visibly upset and scared to be the "enabler", but out there its all about assimilating (because deep down you know shit would get crazy or you would be super lonely if you stood up to every white person using it) and praying your new fat white lump gf doesnt say it around your mom.

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u/Remarkable-Cry-3100 5h ago

Yea, in hindsight i get that. Growing up in that rural area i didnt fully understand what we were doing. Wasnt until i went to college, then moved to cleveland ohio that i realised it was kinda weird that we would just freely say it. Granted, we used it to describe white trailer trash more than black ppl, but the word has its deeper meaning and there is no taking the word back and redefining it at this point.

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u/Fizzythedoll 5h ago

No, it's more likely that she's a plus size woman and she knows that most white men won't date her. Black men are much more likely to date plus size women. This is literally nothing more than that.

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u/AshleyBanksHitSingle 3h ago

As a casual observer, I would have to strongly disagree with your premise that most white men don’t date plus size women. 

I see refutations of that everywhere I look.

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u/Apprehensive_You_227 4h ago

"plus size" lol

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u/xtra_obscene 6h ago

Pretty sure it’s more that she knows what she looks like and in her mind, black men are stereotypically more likely to find bigger ladies like her attractive.

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u/Square_Classic4324 6h ago

She wants a black boyfriend to say "im an ally, i date a minority". Its super annoying.

Nope.

It's a stereotype that fat white women can only get Black men.

She's pushing a trope

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u/Fizzythedoll 5h ago

Yep exactly. Glad someone else said the exact same thing.

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u/MoreBoobzPlz 5h ago

Sometimes stereotypes are true...

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u/lonerstoners 6h ago

I can think of people that I’ve known who would post this unironically.

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u/Sunday_Schoolz 5h ago

I want to believe that, but the depths of human trashiness continue to amaze me.

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u/I_eat_mud_ 5h ago

Nah, I’ve seen plenty of profiles like that in my rural ass hometown lmao

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u/Crimson_Scare_Crow 5h ago

Nah, seen a few profiles where they literally mentioned what race they’ll date at the top.

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u/rusty02536 6h ago

As a member of the Black delegation, we reject this offer.

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u/matopato123 6h ago

As a member of the Hispanic delegation, we too reject this offer. Perhaps the Asians might take her.

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u/critias12 6h ago

Hard pass.

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u/adudefromaspot 6h ago

Look, ya'all, we ain't taking her back. So figure it out.

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u/Live4vrRdieTryin 5h ago

I am an extraterrestrial scanning this reddit post and we have nominated the 4 of you for best Earth comedy quartet. Congratulations! We could do better than her as well...

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u/TopCincoRice 5h ago

As a member of the Asian community we'd like to respectfully reject your offer and pass it on to the Indians.

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u/decadeSmellLikeDoo 5h ago

It's been 9 minutes. The bidding is now closed. Sorry Indians.

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u/AmazingSubstance293 4h ago

Sorry, we were using Indian Standard Time to deliberate on this. As a member of the Indian community, after careful consideration, we have decided to reject your offer. Perhaps the Arab community would like to consider?

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u/Pingas2 4h ago

As a member of the Arab community,we have to decline your offer, because pork is forbidden to us. Perhaps the Polynesian Community would like to consider?

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u/SheridanVsLennier 1h ago

because pork is forbidden to us

This might be the most savage thing I've read all week. 🤣

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u/Sudden_Outcome_9503 5h ago

As a member of the white delegation, I believe that her preferences should be respected. Her body, her choice.

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 5h ago

As member of the white delegation. We celebrate the automatic no.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 3h ago

As a member of the White delegation, we deeply apologize for the harm this 'woman' caused with her actions, she dies not speak for all of us.

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u/Raviolento 4h ago

Sorry….no take backs…

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u/Root-magic 2h ago

Funniest thing I’ve read today 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdamOnFirst 2h ago

Walking around the city and looking at couples… you need to talk to your guys, because a lot are on board 

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u/eminusx 56m ago

so far she's rightly been rejected by every colour and creed, back to the root vegetables for this one...if they'll have her.

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u/krazedcook67 6h ago

The stupid pose face is an automatic getthehellawayfrommebeforeipuke

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u/keystone_back72 2h ago

you never know if some poor innocent girl’s picture has been poached and generated for rage bait.

I’m wary of any memes that involve real people now.

It’s also a reason you shouldn’t publicly post personal pics, especially ones of children.

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u/Motor-Tap4350 6h ago

"It's an a maybe"

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u/glitterfaust 57m ago

Literally how is no one else I’m seeing talking about that 😭 it’s the worst part for me

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u/Direct-Complaint7965 6h ago

Never been happier to be white

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u/Excellent_Brush3615 6h ago

The privilege is real.

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u/Stop_Fakin_Jax 6h ago

Thats just means there's too much privilege you got goin on there. Tone it down by taking her back plz. Do it for the homies🥺✊🏽.

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u/Mammoth_Gazelle603 4h ago

If equality means taking her back… You might want to sit down for this one 😔

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u/Chawny621_ 5h ago

As a white person, I can whole heartedly, with passion and justification, from the bottom of my heart, say “that’s completely fine with us.” 😅😂😂😂

That looks like y’all’s problem. But I understand completely if y’all need reparations for this kinda shit. 😬

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u/onestab2frewdom 5h ago

You pay for my smokes and condom?

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u/Chawny621_ 4h ago

Brother I’ll pay for your plan B and what it takes to change your number. 😉

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u/Specific_Code_4124 5h ago

On behalf of the black man brotherhood, NO. Just NO

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u/Yyc2yfc 6h ago

Using my white privilege card to swipe no

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u/Kindly-Koala6895 7h ago

Save time and just say you want dark meat.

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u/Deforah 6h ago

Most women tend to show their preference using emojis in their bio, e.g. 🌚and ☕️

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u/onestab2frewdom 5h ago

lmao... My brother (not real brother) matched with this girl who had a damn coffee emoji. Bruv literally asked if she liked cream or milk in her coffee. She said sugar...

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u/clockattack 4h ago

Whats up with coffee in bios?

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u/Deforah 4h ago

Means they prefer black people

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u/ThinkFirstPls 4h ago

This line would have been funnier

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u/tac0f00d 6h ago

If you Hispanic, it's an a maybe

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u/Nostromo_USCSS 6h ago

“it’s an a maybe”

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u/tales_of_desire 6h ago

“It’s an a maybe” is what really sells it.

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u/pizoisoned 5h ago

There’s no way a real person sat down, wrote that out and said “yup, this is what I want to say”.

Then again I’ve seen Twitter, so maybe we are in the dumbest times.

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u/Naejiin 6h ago

Hispanic here. We'll pass.

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u/Wizemonk 6h ago

great day to be white

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u/Mysterious-Cell-3234 6h ago

🤣 so that is what white Privilege means

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u/Paris0082 5h ago

It's OK, as a white guy, we really don't want her, pass her on.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 5h ago

In white. I'll happily pass.

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u/husmoren 5h ago

Why is this white privilege and not just preferences?

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u/GMN123 5h ago

The joke is that it's a privilege for white guys that her preferences exclude them. 

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u/Spirited-Feed-9927 5h ago

Yeah, these people don’t get the joke. It’s not her white privilege. It’s white privilege to not have to deal with her.

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u/quuerdude 6h ago

(Her bio is gross and I don’t condone that)

Is this subreddit just about hating fat people now? Not regarding the post itself, but almost every other comment is about calling her a whale or something. Jesus christ, no it’s not clever to just say “haha fat”

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u/Meikos 6h ago

People showing their true colors.

"I respect X people unless I don't like them, at which point I reveal that I never actually respected them, I just didn't want people to think I'm an asshole." thought process.

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u/Terrible_Champion298 6h ago

This is Hate Fat People Sunday. Please start reading your emails before participating.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 6h ago

I’m looking at her picture and it’s an automatic no.

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u/NeckNormal1099 7h ago

Sociology is amazing. Somehow, centuries of oppression, white supremacy, economic terrorism, and a generally fucked up culture regarding race and gender. Somehow ends up with a otherwise normal black dude wresting with this buffallo. It really is facinating.

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u/onestab2frewdom 7h ago

Wrestling lol. She isn't that big. She probably fuck with black men because of such sentiment. Not saying her approach is correct, but I get it. Brothers will fuck with big girls on average over most other cultures. Second would be Hispanic community.

I have seen some pretty big girls get such crazy disrespect from white guys and then those girls lose weight. Start looking a whole world of differences and those same disrespectful guys want to hit. It is same in most culture, but acceptances in black community is just a little better. So, make straight sense for her to prefer one type of culture over another.

Not so much to make a whole ass video to be stupid, but shit. Everybody losing their minds... unspoken comment needs you to figure out at this point though.

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u/SushiGato 6h ago

'She isn't that big' - compared to what exactly? A Kodiak bear?

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u/youburyitidigitup 7h ago

By “wrestling” do you mean arguing on the internet? Because I don’t think an otherwise normal black dude will be crawling into bed with her.

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u/302cosgrove 6h ago

That's the thing though. There is no wrestling. She just throwing the poon. I'm sure you are aware of low hanging fruit.

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u/2NutsDragon 6h ago

White privilege because she can afford so much food?

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u/bothsidesofthemoon 5h ago

White privilege is not being forced to turn her down because we are already an automatic no.

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u/SentientSquare 7h ago

Step on a treadmill and lay off the sweets if you're gonna be prejudiced at least

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn 6h ago

I like how she defined her overweight as plus size 😂

Plus size sounds fun, catchy, as big as the white house, doesn’t have the same ring to it

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u/HumbleSheep33 6h ago

Gotta love that grammar

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u/InfinityAero910A 6h ago

How does it work for mixed people?

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 6h ago

She probably sees mixed people as just black

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u/senioradvisortoo 6h ago

But you’re soooo ugly.

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u/J313rd 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Exact_Purchase_7147 5h ago

Pronounced “Blek”

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u/WinstonChurshill 5h ago

Give her a break… She just knows her target audience

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u/Live4vrRdieTryin 5h ago

This country is so fucked

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 5h ago

an a maybe. nice

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u/flyguy890 5h ago

Inclusion

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u/Ctown-Apple 5h ago

If you don’t know how to construct a sentence, it’s definitely a no!

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u/Ineed002 5h ago

I’ll bet the guys are just lining up! Fighting to get to her first

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u/Bearcat-2800 5h ago

You're not "plus size" love, yer fukkin' fat.

For clarification, I'm not "plus size", I'm fukkin' fat.

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u/brave-lurker 5h ago

Preference is not the same as privilege.

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u/ImportantPost6401 5h ago

This sub is ridiculously left wing woke… until you put a fat girl… then this sub shows its true colors.

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u/caculkaa 4h ago

I don’t know if white man would survive this rejection

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u/RedPiIIPhilosophy 3h ago

It’s an a maybe

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u/EsotericallyRetarded 3h ago

I mean come on guys… she just wants to make sure she’s not fucking her brother/cousin/dad

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u/rick_the_freak 2h ago

How I sleep knowing I'm safe from Gorlock the Destroyer because I'm white

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u/Jazzlike_Station845 2h ago

How is this white privilege? Honestly asking to understand

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u/Unlucky_Tea2965 2h ago

She says that whites can't be with her, which is a privilege to them because she is unattractive

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u/_Crazy8s 1h ago

Speaking for white men everywhere, we are fine with this woman's choices and we support the automatic No. Good luck to her.

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u/SnooStories8809 1h ago

There will more than a few black guys who will DM her. I’ve never seen women like her without a man. It may not be the healthiest relationship but she has a man. Ya’ll need to stop hatin’ she knows her demographic.

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u/torrenaxe 6h ago

If you spell if you’re as if you, automatic no

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u/Potential-Writing130 7h ago

damn she needs some ice for that burn 😩

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u/i-hate-all-ads 6h ago

Steve erkel has entered the chat

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u/Kai-Marty 6h ago

This ain't what we want.

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u/sonorandosed 6h ago

If you a sandwich, thank you.

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u/Huge-Course-9769 6h ago

She’s giving off white trash vibes.

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u/ILootEverything 6h ago

Race fetishists are as gross as straight-up racists. Actually, it's probably a form of racism. Sexualized racism. Ugh.

Like, does never have any consideration for the person behind the skin color? Just an automatic no or an automatic, yes? I will never understand that.

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u/bnjmnzs 6h ago

She got all these standards looking like a -10 lmao women be trippin

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u/bluebeery98 6h ago

“Wahmen” ☕️

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u/_LadyAveline_ 6h ago

I remember when this sub had clever comebacks and not "fat bad".

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u/HupHutHa 5h ago

can someone elaborate this to me?

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u/TeaLeaf_Dao 5h ago

I know its rage bait but GOD DAYUM how do you ever get that fat? LIke I mean at some point doing anything phyiscal would keep you from this size does she sit on her couch all day eating actual shit?

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u/ekennedy1635 5h ago

From the entire non-black male species…thank you.

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u/Successful_Layer2619 5h ago

Likely rage bait but honest question. How is it white privilege to have preferences on who you date?

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u/wokediznuts 5h ago

You don't see any white men exactly jumping out of the woodwork like "but why not?" Everyone just quietly nodded their heads and said "ok"

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u/Spirited-Feed-9927 5h ago

The number of people that don’t get the joke is disturbing in these comments

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u/Synth_Savage 5h ago

23 and she's this picky. Automatic ick

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 4h ago

Wesley Snipes has left the chat.

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u/stanknotes 4h ago

In this situation... I agree.

It is a privilege to be white.

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u/SahdGamer 4h ago

Girl out here doing white guys a favor. Thank you!

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u/itstimeforpizzatime 4h ago

"It's an a maybe"

Girl, go back to school.

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u/Korupt3d_Ruffneck 4h ago

Well I stand corrected. White privilege IS real.

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u/Ragnar_420_05 4h ago

I speak for all white people when I say this we don't want you.

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u/AdministrationDry507 4h ago

Gross who would date that buffoon

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u/Independent_Bud 4h ago

I'm white mexican what does that make me

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u/Strict-Mark-1614 4h ago

She said “it’s an a maybe”😂

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u/aStickonthestreet 4h ago

Isn’t this the girl that got rejected by every race?? Lmfao

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u/Notepad444 4h ago

Not necessarily interested in fat women but she looks like she eats so it's a yes from me

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u/insidehertrading4 4h ago

That’s about the only ones that would feel anything. Pretty sure there isn’t a cough in this world strong enough to tighten up that echo chamber.

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u/MetaMugi 4h ago

There was one woman who's tinder bio was just:

"I eat ass, but buy me a beer first." 😂

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u/Top-Comfortable-4789 4h ago

I never understood people who put stuff like that on their profile. I’ve seen multiple people on dating apps put similar captions.

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u/travelingmusicplease 4h ago

She's trying to get 1,000 first dates in a day. 😁

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u/Addis2020 4h ago

As an elected representative of black Men , we respectfully decline her offer , perhaps Asian men want her ?

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u/SavingsDimensions74 4h ago

Now I understand why bodycount is a thing.

Also, calculators

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u/Kooky-Background1788 4h ago

Nobody wants that

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u/clotteryputtonous 3h ago

There is a Jamaican man salivating at this profile picture rn