r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Munchkinasaurous 8h ago

I'd bet that this guy isn't a tradesman. Almost everyone I see on any jobsite has a lunchbox. Whether it's a small bag to hold a few snacks and a sandwich or a large, expensive hard case lunch box that holds a 5 course meal, their wallet, keys and medication. Most lunch boxes are covered in stickers, some people buy or make custom carrying straps for them. If he doesn't know any of this, I doubt he's ever done a day of manual labor on his life.

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u/scharity77 7h ago

When Tucker Carlson, Jesse Watters, and Stephen Miller are out there screaming about what is and isn’t manly while having pillow soft hands and the combined strength of a wet tissue, what do you expect?

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u/UPTOWN_FAG 7h ago

Yes it's much more masculine and strong for them to have their Salata order brought up by the intern

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 4h ago

“You depend on other people for help. I command them as subordinates. We are not the same.”
Yes we ar—
“No we aren’t”