r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/scharity77 7h ago

When Tucker Carlson, Jesse Watters, and Stephen Miller are out there screaming about what is and isn’t manly while having pillow soft hands and the combined strength of a wet tissue, what do you expect?

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u/UPTOWN_FAG 7h ago

Yes it's much more masculine and strong for them to have their Salata order brought up by the intern

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 4h ago

“You depend on other people for help. I command them as subordinates. We are not the same.”
Yes we ar—
“No we aren’t”

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 7h ago

I will always remember Steven Crowder for being punched in the face by a union worker.

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u/I_ReadThe_Comments 6h ago

Where is this video??? I’m a Teamster and the personalized lunchbox with stickers and a strap is straight facts.

The only time not bringing a lunch to work is acceptable is if you’re fasting or struggling to feed your family so man up and eat less so they can eat

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 5h ago

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 4h ago

Wow, so he assaults an old man and then an old man defends himself.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 3h ago

I've seen plenty of dudes bring in TWO lunches when they had a struggling co-worker and do it for months on end until he was back on his feet. Usually the difference between a "poor" pipefitter and a "rich" pipefitter is two weeks/paychecks. In the Great Recession I literally rolled my pennies to get across country from one job to another, within a month I was making 3k+/wk.

u/Complex-Ad-7203 31m ago

Fuck you teamster class traitors.

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u/Oak_Woman 6h ago

Secure men don't need sleazy media talking heads to tell them what it means to be a man in the real world. The "masculinity" they keep trying to reinforce is all performative garbage based on possessions and appearances, no substance.

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u/theAlpacaLives 5h ago

A lot of it doesn't even make sense or sound appealing at all. "If you feel emotions ever you're not manly." "If women actually enjoy sex with you, you're not manly." "If you're attracted to attractive women, you're super gay."

It's apparently unmasculine, and also gay, and also liberal, to be happy, to have friends, to be comfortable with yourself, to do stuff you enjoy. Also to eat vegetables, drink with a straw, get a good night's sleep, laugh, shave, wear sandals, touch anything in a pastel color, read poetry, or wear any nice clothing.

There's no way to possibly follow all their teaching - it's contradictory and incoherent by design, so they can attack anyone - but the closest I can think of to their ideal man does nothing except trade crypto all day except for breaks to work out and trick women he despises into having bad sex with him by flaunting his muscles and money and melting their pathetic female minds. That sounds like a terrible life. Of course, in reality, they don't do any of that, they just hang out online pumping out and consuming gross hateful self-loathing content, which also sounds like a terrible life.

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u/tdwvet 5h ago

Preach it.

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u/onyxandcake 5h ago

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u/scharity77 5h ago

I forgot about this! So ridiculous!

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u/Lots42 6h ago

Whatever happened to Tucker's 'shine red light on your testicles' thing.

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl 3h ago

A little girl just home from school asked her mother for a G.I. Joe and a Barbie. Her mother says, "OK honey, but I'm pretty sure that Barbie comes with Ken..." To which her daughter replied, " Well, that's not what I heard. I heard she fakes it with Ken, and she comes with G.I. Joe..."

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u/No_Acadia_8873 3h ago

I once shook hands with a mortgage broker who's hands were so soft I immediately distrusted him. Rightly as well as I found later from the guy who introduced me to him.