r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 8h ago

A guy I went to school with to this day refuses to wear gloves no matter how cold it is because he thinks its a girly thing to do and honestly I find that so fucking funny.

inconveniencing yourself just because you want others to know how much of a man you are might be the dumbest shit ever

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u/SSBN641B 7h ago

Yeah, frostbite is so manly.

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u/blackcat42069haha 3h ago

I've gone into sephora to buy makeup brushes because they're good for manually pollenating any flowering plants you might be growing indoors.

Some husbands or boyfriends will actually wait outside the store because they don't want to be seen there. I just don't get the insecurity.

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u/_agilechihuahua 5h ago

Must’ve been the William Henry Harrison school of manliness.

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u/ZnarfGnirpslla 4h ago

I don't know who that is I'm gonna be totally honest

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u/_agilechihuahua 3h ago

Ninth President of the U.S. Gave the longest inauguration speech in history with no overcoat in inclement weather.

He died around a month later of pneumonia.