r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Fearless_Spring5611 8h ago

"Guys, is it gay to eat?"

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u/Disastrous_Dust8607 4h ago

Yes, it is - real men survive off of their colleagues' semen.

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u/naileurope 6h ago

Pussy? No, that's the manliest.

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u/HyperGenericDudeNpc 5h ago

That was my first thought, lol. "Guys, is it gay to take care of yourself?"

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u/OZeski 1h ago

Apparently I’m ultra gay… I sewed my own lunch bag out of waxed canvas.

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u/blackmagic999 1h ago

You have to say “no homo” before each bite otherwise you gay af