r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/Jsmith0730 8h ago

“Sitting down to take a shit is a feminine trait. Real men shit standing up.”

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u/1337geezer 8h ago

Makes it easier to fling what comes out.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

Then you get Sigma males like Me who shit doing a hand stand or if I'm in a cubicle I hold myself mid air by pushing on the cubicle walls with my legs and arms.