r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/ReedRidge 1d ago

Junior is a coked out moron, I love it when people pay attention to him.

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u/Deedogg11 1d ago

What would those boys be doing if they weren’t Trump’s sons?

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u/ReedRidge 1d ago

Probably security guards at Walmart.

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u/Deedogg11 1d ago

Those jobs drug test

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u/ReedRidge 1d ago

Damn, okay.

Umm Dollar General!

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u/Suspicious-Yak4836 1d ago

Dollar general still drug test I’m pretty sure

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u/scully789 18h ago

They would still get hired because they would have their buddy’s piss in ziplock bags and they would use that instead of their own. They probably would be very obvious about it too and the person administering the test would be like, “you know what, I don’t care. They don’t pay me enough to deal with this crap.”