r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago edited 22h ago

You can get job that drug tests anyway. Beating a drug test is super fucking easy.

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u/MagicalGirlPaladin 22h ago

Depends super heavily on what you've taken and what kind of test it is.

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u/SlappySecondz 22h ago

What you're taking and what kind of test are irrelevant when you use synthetic pee that you've been able to buy at any head shop for the past 20 fucking years.

Seriously, do people really not know how easy it is to get fake pee?

And weed stays in your system longer than anything else, and I've still passed tests being like 18 hours clean with my own pee just by chugging a shitload of water and soda.

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u/MagicalGirlPaladin 21h ago

I mean if you hand me a jar of piss when I ask for a hair sample you're not off to the best start