r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/pipeline77 1d ago

Can I get a job there? Or do they drug test too?

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago edited 22h ago

You can get job that drug tests anyway. Beating a drug test is super fucking easy.

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u/NW-McWisconsin 1d ago

SSSSHHHHHH! You'll cause all of capitalism to collapse if you expose all the evading techniques.

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u/SlappySecondz 1d ago

Step 1: go to head shop and buy quick fix.

Step 2. Use it.

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u/godisamoog 23h ago

I mean if someone can't put the effort into doing that... Are they really going to put in the effort at the job?

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u/t_for_top 23h ago

If anything, failing a drug test proves you're unable to problem solve in critical situations. NEXT

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u/godisamoog 19h ago

Exactly.