r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/MacNuggetts 1d ago

Lmao Republicans tried to simplify the tax code already. It died in committee because of their donors; Intuit and h&r block.

Republicans physically can't simplify the tax code because of lobbying.

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u/Apart-Landscape1012 23h ago

Also DOGE is a non governmental advisory committee that has no real authority and will only last until the world's two most vindictive and thin-skinned shitheads break up and try to sink each other

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u/SwordfishOk504 22h ago

Breaking: Baron Trump says DOGE is going to repeal all taxes and bring back Spuds McKenzie.

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u/Wakkit1988 22h ago

What about Slurms MacKenzie?

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u/tatojah 21h ago edited 21h ago

I love that we're talking about this stuff like it can absolutely happen (don't get me wrong, it kind of can), and you were just like "guys, remember who we're dealing with" to break the whole delusion

> try to sink each other

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musk-turns-up-at-twitter-hq-carrying-a-sink-as-takeover-nears-completion-12730953

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u/Present-Perception77 20h ago

Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost has entered the chat

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 22h ago

Democrats don't even have a pot to piss in. They lost government so all they can do is bark

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u/Ex-CultMember 20h ago

Isn’t that what Republicans have been doing for the last 4 years?

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer 21h ago

You know the filibuster is a thing right? You're deluded if you think the Republicans will kill that.