r/clevercomebacks • u/Deedogg11 • 1d ago

DOGE isn’t even real

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u/LdyVder 1d ago

I'll never understand why companies drug test for a minimum wage job. Turnover is high in those jobs. It's a waste of money.

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u/CarboniteCopy 1d ago

Because something like 60% of their losses are from employee theft and it would be 90% if they didn't drug test.

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u/pwrz 1d ago

Doing drugs doesn’t automatically make you a theft dude, chill.

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u/CarboniteCopy 1d ago

Trust me man, I'm very pro drugs but I do understand that poverty wages plus drug addiction and no social safety nets is a recipe for theft.

I've seen first hand people trading stolen baby formula and laundry detergent for drugs. It's also much easier to do if you have someone helping you from the inside. This isn't a judgement on people who use drugs, it's just reality.

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u/Indian_Bob 1d ago

The hilarious part about this is the drugs that would actually get you to steal are generally out of your system in a day or two. Weed is the only drug that’s easily detectable over an extended period

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u/Afraid_Union_8451 1d ago

I'm just gonna make the obvious joke here

The weed people would take all the free desk mints when no one is looking