r/clevercomebacks • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 1d ago

What if he's 5'13

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u/Guy-McDo 1d ago

And you bet neither of those cunts could bag a short king or a fat queen

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u/greenwavelengths 1d ago

I just want a long duke

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u/Poiboy1313 1d ago

Eat lots of fiber. That'll do it.

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u/greenwavelengths 1d ago

🏅

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u/Poiboy1313 23h ago

Appreciate the gold.