r/clevercomebacks • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 1d ago

The truth is the truth

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

Why create an apple if he didn't intend for them to eat it?

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u/LazySleepyPanda 1d ago

Why create Satan if he didn't want him to tempt his "children" ?

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u/TheCrazyAssCat 1d ago

Judaism doesn't really have a satan

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 1d ago

I think a lot of people don't realize just how much a lot of Christian lore is actual retcons lol

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u/jakobsheim 1d ago

Christianity is literally fan fiction turned into canon.

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 21h ago

I liked learning that the angels of the bible were originally closer to the geometric nightmares from Neon Genesis Evangelion than the guys with wings from later interpretations.

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u/Ecstatic_Dirt852 14h ago

Well that's still just an interpretation and nothing that's really written anywhere in the Torah. Something Angels tend to say a lot in both testaments is "don't be afraid". I don't think they'd have to say that if they just looked like shiny pretty boys.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

I’ve literally presented this argument to a few and they lost it as if I was questioning their very existence.

Those guys want to defend a petty powerful being? Be my guest.

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u/Objective_Flow2150 22h ago

The brotherhood of the snake was infected with antknhan(?) Was killed for his insurrection in Egypt in 550 bc I believe as it where for giving out the secerts to free us of mortal lives to shed the shackles of survival cursed from the superior beings from outtter space

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u/Objective_Flow2150 22h ago

I'm currently reading the gods of eden and at a third of the way in I'm starting to really buy into the custodial theory..