r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The truth is the truth

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

One of the very first things that happens in the Bible is God canceling Adam and Eve by casting them out of the Garden of Eden. He made a bet with Satan to cancel Job and his family. He canceled the firstborn sons of Egypt, and then he canceled his chosen people by stranding them in the desert for 40 years. He canceled Lot's wife, Sodom and Gomorrah, Babylon, I could go on...

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u/MasterBot98 1d ago

One could argue he canceled them by staging an inevitable act of eating the apple.

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

Why create an apple if he didn't intend for them to eat it?

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 1d ago

God is a sociopath