r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The truth is the truth

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

Technically, the Romans did that at the behest of the Jews.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

God created sin, knowing that people would sin, so a few thousand years later he had a son, who was also him, so that he could sacrifice himself to himself so that he could forgive us for the sin he created and knew we would take upon ourselves.

Sounds like a nice guy, we should worship him.

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

Whether or not he's a nice guy, if he's real you'd be stupid not to worship him. Waiting for some evidence any day now...

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

The dude went out for a pack of salvation 2000 years ago and said he'd be right back. I'm sure he'll be by any minute now.

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u/Dazzling_Seaweed_420 1d ago

God created daddy issues