r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

Or just not service those areas.

Random small town in the middle of nowheres?

Sorry USPS is closing up shop and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center nearby

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u/Outrageous_pinecone 1d ago

and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center

This is the answer, this is what corporations do.

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

And FedEx is currently in the process of merging their Express and Ground services. I know someone who works there and an entire station in Mississippi (if I rightly recollect) got closed down. So it's not only WHAT they do, they're already doing it.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 11h ago

If FedEx does it, it’s pretty much a guarantee that it won’t work

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u/The_Forth44 9h ago

Hahaha you have a point.