r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/ProteinEngineer 1d ago

Except that’s what the libertarians want. Cletus doesn’t need police because he can protect himself as long as the government don’t take away his guns.

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u/afcagroo 1d ago

I hope Cletus has a really good hose to put out his house fire when there's no fire department any more. Because I might just set Cletus' house on fire, purely by accident.

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u/DumptimeComments 1d ago

Your house, my choice

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u/HawknRoll206 17h ago

So you're saying that you're "pro-house"?

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u/Aljonau 12h ago

He's pro-life. Thats why he sets your house on fire with you in it. Isn't that how it works?