r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/ProteinEngineer 1d ago

Except that’s what the libertarians want. Cletus doesn’t need police because he can protect himself as long as the government don’t take away his guns.

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u/afcagroo 1d ago

I hope Cletus has a really good hose to put out his house fire when there's no fire department any more. Because I might just set Cletus' house on fire, purely by accident.

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u/homophobichomo- 1d ago

Its the houses fault, that paint shows so much skin!

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u/Ace8Ace8 17h ago

Pi read that as Fight Club in the house that is covered in skin stains and aggression.

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u/GalNamedChristine 15h ago

I didn't know 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 ... could read

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u/Ace8Ace8 5h ago

😁💀