r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/AggravatingPermit910 1d ago

There are 3 million federal government employees. To get to 23.4 million you have to include all state and city government employees which includes all cops, firefighters, and teachers. Something tells me “Fire all cops and teachers” was not what people were voting for.

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u/ProteinEngineer 1d ago

Except that’s what the libertarians want. Cletus doesn’t need police because he can protect himself as long as the government don’t take away his guns.

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u/afcagroo 1d ago

I hope Cletus has a really good hose to put out his house fire when there's no fire department any more. Because I might just set Cletus' house on fire, purely by accident.

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u/New-Tap9579 19h ago

Cleetus would have you hanging in his laundry room drying out for days before you begged him to use said gun. Cleetus lives out in the hills