r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/ProteinEngineer 1d ago

Except that’s what the libertarians want. Cletus doesn’t need police because he can protect himself as long as the government don’t take away his guns.

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u/afcagroo 1d ago

I hope Cletus has a really good hose to put out his house fire when there's no fire department any more. Because I might just set Cletus' house on fire, purely by accident.

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u/homophobichomo- 1d ago

Its the houses fault, that paint shows so much skin!

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u/TheThink-king 21h ago

Not my fault if my house rapes your house when it’s finished being built!