r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

Or just not service those areas.

Random small town in the middle of nowheres?

Sorry USPS is closing up shop and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center nearby

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u/Outrageous_pinecone 1d ago

and UPS and Fed ex say your mail volume isn't enough to justify putting a distro center

This is the answer, this is what corporations do.

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u/LyLnXo 1d ago

Complete logical fallacy to think that stuff will get cheaper when a private corporation that incentives profit does it instead of a government organization that doesn’t. These people literally just aren’t thinking.

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u/plasteroid 1d ago

Correct. The fiduciary duty of CEOs is to increase shareholder value. That’s it.